victoria hand (protocolmatters) wrote in welcomenetwork, @ 2014-11-08 17:20:00 |
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Entry tags: | maria hill (mcu), nick fury, victoria hand |
( Filter - Fury, Hill, May, Blake )
So, let's recap. Coulson is gone. Barton is MIA and possibly crying in an air vent. Coulson's band of children is a complete disaster, well...more so than usual. Apparently there's now an entire high school that needs someone to take over. And, to top it all off, this is the time Loki chooses to show back up. I vote the next time Phil Coulson shows up, one of us gets to shoot him for making our lives this ridiculous. Somewhere non-fatal of course.
Felix, you should take over for Phil at the high school. You have experience wrangling children. And they have experience with pedantic men of ambiguous sexuality. It's almost a perfect match. The only one better would be Jasper, if he wasn't dead and HYDRA. He would love that kind of mission. I would have suggested May, if only for the way she handles Coulson's team, but we all know she would murder all of them within a week.
Now I'm going to say what none of us want to, because I'm the one stuck doing that 99% of the time. Are we sure that Coulson disappearing act and Barton cutting off contact aren't related to Loki showing up? We all know Loki took control of Barton once. There's nothing saying he couldn't reestablish that. We need to be prepared to treat Barton as a threat if he doesn't pull his head out of his ass soon.