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This is the best thing ever.

I'm going to listen to it every night and pretend it's Fury lulling me to sleep with his dulcet tones.

[Filtered to Natasha]
Did you see that the other version of Barton has a living brother who just showed up? Is Clint all right with it?
[/Natasha]

[Filtered to MCU Clint Barton]
Are you doing better well?

His brother is here.

I heard about Loki.

About what you said
[/Clint]

Watching yourself on TV is more surreal than I'd imagined. I might have failed to give Stark a slight amount of credit for putting up with it. Not a lot, but a small amount.

I would just like to say right now that I am not responsible for any of this. It wasn't me and I'm certain it wasn't Reed Richards and I'm not allowed to meet Tony Stark but I'm guessing it's not him either. So, it's either magic or an unknown source. I'm sorry. I'm sure you all are probably aware of the possibilities. It's just...I'm better with science problems.

I'm Leo Fitz. Where's Simmons? is she here?

So. Magic Portals? I wish I could say this was a surprise.

Well, this is new.

[Director Fury]
I was told by someone claiming to be a fairy that you were here, sir. How secure is this network, and how high a chance is there that one of my science team accidentally flooded the plane with chemical hallucinogens and I'm actually somewhere over Nevada right now?

I'd like it to be known that the next time I see Loki, I will kill him. No matter how much affection I have for Thor.

God or not, I am very good at what I do. I'll figure out something.

I think I am going to need a lot of alcohol quite soon.

Phil Coulson's gone.

Back to his new team The one he likes so goddamn much Couldn't even let us know he was alive and he's off with some new, young mid-life crisis team Fuck this

( Regina )

Want to go grab a drink or something?

Do I look like I've got time for fairy tales?

I really do not have time for this. If someone could please point me at the person responsible so I can get back to what I was doing.

Bored.

So damn bored, especially without DumE to boss around. I miss the little guy. I've never not had him around in 30 years.

In other news. Hey Clint. Have any more of those apology things hanging around? I have a feeling I might need one.

You know. Pre-emptively.

Just in case.

And Pepper? I didn't do it.

Hey, everyone.

My name is Kitty Pryde. Back in my own reality, I was the Headmistress of the Jean Grey School for Higher Learning. Here in Storybrooke, I've been working with Mayor Mills to set up a communal space for all the youth, both local and displaced.

Basically, the point is that the Storybrooke Youth Center will be opening soon, to give the kids and teenagers in Storybrooke a place to hang out and have fun in a safe environment. There will be areas for athletic activity, as well as places to socialize, and even to study once school rolls around. What we're hoping is that we can create a space where the young people in town can interact in a safe environment that promotes positive attitudes.

The point of this post is that the center will need staff. I will be running things, along with my colleague, Logan Howlett, but we definitely need more people in order to get this operation up and running. If you're interested, please contact me here, or you can email your information to me at pryde.katherine@storybrooke.gov. We really appreciate any support that we can get.

Also, classes will be staring at the Elementary, Junior High and High Schools, as well as the Community College, on September 3, the Tuesday following labor day. All children and teens under the age of eighteen are required to register for school. Please use the following form to provide your information, or that of your child, and we'll get them into the system so that they're registered for classes.

<b>Student's Name:</b> <b>Age & Date of Birth:</b> <b>Parent or Guardian:</b> <b>Former Level of Schooling:</b> <b>Any Special Needs:</b>

We'll be doing one on one counseling for high school and college students, to help them pick classes. We will also be working with any students who have special requirements outside of typical academic programs, in order to best help them.

Thank you all very much and we appreciate your help and cooperation.

I really have no idea what I want to do here, beyond just really just wanting to do something. I can't exactly just pick up my old job here. Headmistress of a school for wayward mutants gifted youth isn't exactly something you can just apply for. I don't think anyway.

I'm thinking maybe teaching, once the school year starts. There's a few subjects I have enough experience in. In the meantime, does anyone know if there's a dance studio in town? I haven't really had a chance to explore as much as I'd like to.

SO, before I lose my god damn mind with alternate universes and timelines and all that shit, I figured this was just a much easier way to go about it.

I'm Jessica Jones. I have been, in this order, Jewel, Knightress and Power Woman. My husband is Luke Cage, AKA Power Man. He is, the last time I saw him, an Avenger and I have been one multiple times. The point of this post is to find out who knows who and what we all know because I don't know about you all but I could really use some people I trust. Besides Danny and Logan.

Greetings, people of Earth and the town of Storybrooke. I have been told that this device will transmit my voice? I am Thor, Son of Odin. I do not know how it is I have been called to your realm, but do not panic. I swore once, long ago, to defend your realm from all who would seek to do it harm. I will find the answers soon.

I was informed, however, that departure is not an option, so I must ask..where are your feasting halls and is there any of your coffee to be had?

And here I thought I was done with dealing with magical portals.

No such luck, I suppose.

Right then.

My name is Emma Swan, and I'm the Sheriff here in Storybrooke. You've all met the Mayor, and been given your welcome kits, but if you have any questions, please feel free to ask me, or my deputy, David Nolan.

And if you could all fill this out for me, so I get a feel of who's who, that would be great.

<b>NAME:</b> <b>AGE/DOB:</b> <b>PREVIOUS RESIDENCE:</b> <b>PAST OCCUPATION:</b> <b>ANY SPECIAL SKILLS/ABILITIES:</b> <b>ANY SPECIAL NEEDS:</b> <b>ANYTHING ELSE:</b>


[OOC: Characters, can try to lie, but Emma has had the Blue Fairy charm the form with a spell that prevents people from doing so!]