Voice Post
Greetings, people of Earth and the town of Storybrooke. I have been told that this device will transmit my voice? I am Thor, Son of Odin. I do not know how it is I have been called to your realm, but do not panic. I swore once, long ago, to defend your realm from all who would seek to do it harm. I will find the answers soon.
I was informed, however, that departure is not an option, so I must ask..where are your feasting halls and is there any of your coffee to be had?