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So, I've decided that if I ever have to be murdered, I'd like for Simmons to do it. Best mate privileges.

I'm not drunk either. Just a wee bit buzzed on caffeine.

FILTERED TO JASON TODD
Uh. Hello.
I'm Leo.
Roy wants us to meet so I figured I'd let you get your threatening done ahead of that time.
/FILTERED

I'm a little drunk.
...And I blew up the coffee maker.
Simmons, don't be mad. I'll replace it, I promise.

This place can get really boring. The endless coming and goings and comings and goings and shit.

Seriously, it gets boring. Still better than the other side.

I'm just going to hide in my lab until this honesty thing is over.

Um...I think Skye is gone.

We were supposed to meet up this evening and she never showed up. It's really unlike her.

I hope that she's all right.

All these happy teams going off and doing team stuff or threatening people as a team makes me miss my own band of jerks.

[LeoFitz]
Do you mind if I call you Leo? I did it once and you didn't say anything but I was like maybe I should ask first and... yeah.

Anyway, did you want to get some dinner tonight?

That was jarring. And Lola has a scratch. And needs a cleaning.

I'm sorry to everyone I ran into. I did actually grow past that particular level of obnoxiousness fairly quickly, I promise.

Everyone all right? Ms. Pryde, do I still have a job after not showing up? Unexpected teenager sounds like a terrible excuse, but since it's verifiably true, can we call it sick days?

[Filtered to SHIELD]
I really am sorry.
[/SHIELD]

[Filtered to Ward & Nick Fury]
I'm going to assume that was your money for bail, Nick? I'll pay you back, and thank you both.

Clint still hasn't switched back.
[/Nick & Ward]

[Filtered to Melinda]
Shall we just never discuss it, you think? Except I brought it up. But after this, never discuss it?

Or after Clint is back to normal, never discuss it. Since he may bring it up before then.
[/Melinda]

[Clint (MCU)]
Are you all right? If you could revert back to yourself soon, that would be appreciated.

I really hope I don't get changed back into a teenager. Being a teenager was a nightmare already We've already lost May, Coulson and Agents Barton and Romanoff to this.

[Private To Roy]
You haven't been changed have you?

This is fucking ridiculous.

( filtered to tasha and nick )

Mayday!

Phil is a fucking teenager.

And he keeps trying to get into my pants.

Badly.

He's seriously terrible at this. How did he ever get laid?

Someone help.

Skye, I just want you to know that this is for a good cause and I apologies greatly. Apparently the woman who plays you in our show was quite the prolific pop star in China.

( To Cheer up my best friend in the entire world )

[Filtered to Coulson's teams, past and present]
I appreciate your defense, but I need you to stand down. The show isn't airing and we won't know how it unfolds unless it does again. The Director's calls are his to make.

I'm grateful, but it's not necessary. Leave it.

I despise Valentine's Day. It always sneaks up faster and faster It's barely the new year.

Retrieve me from the lab in March, Please.

I don't know whether to be relieved or upset that it didn't air.

Did we get cancelled?

I love all the snow. It's just so pretty and it reminds me of home. It actually feels like Christmas, which is quite nice.

( Captain Rogers )

I wanted to apologise if I was a bit overwhelming when you first arrived. From a biochemical standpoint, you are quite obviously a fascinating specimen, but I don't want you to think that I only think of you in those terms. I don't. Obviously. I mean, you're a person too. And quite a nice one. And I really appreciate what you did during the Battle of New York. We all do. And you're very handso

I just wanted to be sure you knew that. And that I didn't make you uncomfortable.

( Fitz )

I really miss my mum and dad. Is that stupid? I mean...It's just that it's the holidays and it makes me wish I could see them, or even just talk to them.

( Added filter: Team )

Oh my goodness. Captain Rogers just asked me to go to the ball with him. I mean...it's just as friends obviously, but he's just so very tall and fit and still. I've never been asked to a dance before. I hardly knew what to say.

Right then. Seems as though I had a bit too much to drink.

Never thought I'd say that but, first time for everything eh?

Still, this is an improvement — going from a tiny, snowy Tibetan village to this not as tiny, snowy town, but with heating and food I actually recognize.

Would anyone know if a scruffy-looking man child by the name of Nathan Drake is around?

'Sup, Storybrooke? I'm Skye.

It's pretty sad that this isn't even the weirdest part of my day, huh?

I wish I could stop watching that show. It's so much worse not being able to help.

|FILTERED TO TONY STARK|
I'm not supposed to talk to you but I can't resist. You wouldn't happen to have time to speak to me about Extremis would you?

|FILTERED TO JEMMA SIMMONS|
I'm going to ask Stark about Extremis.

ooc: spoilers for aos in the comments

Can't believe I"m saying this, but I miss New Orleans.

Not the people. Not entirely.

So if I come from a bloody television show there's really no point in secret keeping is there?

I liked it better when I knew very little about my colleagues' private lives.

So, I was flipping through channels tonight and I sort of saw part of your show, Grant. Don't worry. I changed the channel. It seems weird to watch friends' lives.

But I just have to say...congratulations on your abs. They're really impressive.

Are you photoshopped? Because forget six pack. I'm pretty sure you had like...a ten pack or something.

Great. Plenty of equipment but no connection. Fat lot of good the protocols do me when there's no way to exercise them.

[ inaudible muttered words before he starts speaking normally again. ]

This is the last thing I need right now.

I miss Skye and Ward.

And the lab on the Bus.

And the bus.

But, I think I might have found a place for a lab. It's a decent enough building.

Scientifically this town is incredibly fascinating but I'd like to go home now.

I do not want to have to go through that again.

ooc: spoilers for agents of shield in the comments

This is the best thing ever.

I'm going to listen to it every night and pretend it's Fury lulling me to sleep with his dulcet tones.

I would just like to say right now that I am not responsible for any of this. It wasn't me and I'm certain it wasn't Reed Richards and I'm not allowed to meet Tony Stark but I'm guessing it's not him either. So, it's either magic or an unknown source. I'm sorry. I'm sure you all are probably aware of the possibilities. It's just...I'm better with science problems.

I'm Leo Fitz. Where's Simmons? is she here?