Okay, so... who wants to explain this weird bird that's been sitting outside the window and staring at me for two hours while I"m at work? I am
not giving you caffeine, you weirdo, go away.
No, seriously, there's this raven or whatever that's just kind of watching us and it's actually getting kind of creepy. I bet it belongs to someone. It seems like the kind of thing that actually belongs to someone.
Whoever it belongs to, come claim your creepy super-aware bird.