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This is no longer fantastic.

Europe was lovely this time of year, as expected.

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Frank and I are back. Phil, we have a few things for you. Billy, I have something for you, too. Come find me when you get a chance. Jess - the same goes for you.

[James Rogers]

I'm back.

This is fantastic.

Well, that was a thing.

(ooc: please see this.)

Everything about this gives me a headache.

But I'm 80% sure it's not my fault.

My boyfriend, the king of space, is not going to be happy about this

I get done doing the most difficult thing I've ever done in my life and suddenly I'm kidnapped and dropped off in fairytale land.

The universe has a sick sense of humor.

So Age of Ultron wasn't that great but the next movie should be great, right? I'm already excited and I'm not even sure I'll be in it. There's some awesome pictures though...

Like this one of Sam looking good in his new costume.

Or this one of Rumlow making me sad all day.

But then there was this one of Steve's new costume and... I don't know. I'm not sure it offers enough protection.

( ((Unfiltered, but cut for mentions of adult and ridiculous dinosaur books)) )

hey billy, what kind of lube stays slippery and doesn't wash away when it's wet because this one just washed off.

So, mom's gone. And America's gone. And there's zombies now. Basically everything sucks.

On the plus side, I guess Tommy can't whine about being bored any more.

( Young Avengers + Kamala + Francis & Torunn )

Uh...Young Avengers young assemble?

We should do that. We can take on zombies.

Uh...Loki...are you coming or are you going to be all weird and hovery with your girlfriend and her baby? Not that that's weird. Just...you'd probably be keeping them safer wiping out zombies with us. But your call or whatever. Just pointing out we're less likely to get dead with you around. No pressure.

I can't shift.

So, I'm currently green.

Gravity is not my friend... but I've been told I do have some friends in town or people I would know?

All right. Like Principal Coulson said, classes will be staring at the Elementary, Junior High and High Schools, as well as the Community College, on September 2, which is this Tuesday. For those of you who don't know me, I'm Kitty Pryde, the town's educational advisor.I'll be taking registration for any recent arrivals, as well as updating information for our other residents. All children and teens eighteen and under are required to register for school. Please use the following form to provide your information, or that of your child, and we'll get everyone into the system and registered for classes.

<b>Student's Name:</b> <b>Age & Date of Birth:</b> <b>Parent or Guardian:</b> <b>Former Level of Schooling:</b> <b>Any Special Needs:</b>

We'll be doing one on one counseling for high school and college students, to help them pick classes. We will also be working with any students who have special requirements outside of typical academic programs, in order to best help them. The first week here is spent helping people to settle in, as we know there are often unique circumstances for our students.

Additionally, we could use some more help at the Youth Center, as several of our staff have been sent back to their own realities. If you have any interest in working there, please either contact me here or email me your information at pryde.katherine@storybrooke.gov. We'll be having an open house next weekend so we hope to see you all there.

Thank you all very much and we appreciate your help and cooperation.

It would seem I've missed out on quite a bit by taking time to acquaint myself with this era before using this device. Including my sister

My name is Charles Xavier. Thank you very much for your hospitality.

i'm gonna need like a mop or something because billy just imploded. his nerd levels hit a peak and boom.

seriously. i think he has to change his pants now.

This is not where I was supposed to go.

I keep half expecting Cersei to appear around the corner.

I shared a coke with Stephanie today.

Do you look for names?

So, this is weird.

Billy? Kate? Please tell me you guys are here.

I've spent basically the last week being angry at Game of Thrones. So that's productive? But it's summer, so I don't have to be productive anyway. Or put up with coach's summer practice schedule, which is never "show up when you wake up" like it should be.

So there's perks to smalltown magic, USA?

I do miss live music. Wasn't there a band happening somewhere?

Hey. So. This blows and I don't know any of you and I lapped the town five times and didn't find a way out. Screw that.

Billy, you really here or were they screwing with me? Kate? Kate, what did Billy do, because crap like this is usually some magic mojo thing.

There is a lot of weird shit in the pawnshop.

I don't care how many times it happens, being sent to another dimension will always be weird.

Avengers assemble?

Well, I'd say this is the wrong door, but I don't think I've even seen America this week.

So...small town in Maine. That's...anticlimactic.

I wonder if I will still have to make a choice when I turn 17 here or if that only pertains to my world.

You know...it's almost nice to have magical disasters happening that aren't my fault.

Not that I'm glad this stuff is happening. I'm just kind of relieved to not be the one messing up for a change.

After what happened with the Mother

Has anyone seen Jane Shepard? I dropped by to see if she had gotten hit by the age thing, but she wasn't there. So either she's gone, or there's possibly a tiny future biotic badass running around somewhere, confused about why there's no spaceships anywhere. I hope she's still around.

Out of curiosity, I'm making a list of everyone's changed ages and what they remember, so if you feel like telling me, I'll show you the spreadsheet I'm making. It's a reward system no one will care about.

Or at least sound off if you're NOT suddenly a toddler, missing, or an older version of yourself?

[Filtered to Billy Kaplan]
Are you normal-aged? Half the people from my world are older and weirdly hot and smug about it. It's annoying.

I was about to die. I know I was.

Kate? Billy? They said you were here. Did I die? I have to know.

Guys. Pretty sure this wasn't part of the plan. Who accidentally opened up a trapdoor to New England? And why was I handed a smartphone by someone and told to 'enjoy my stay'?

No. No no no no no. That can't be right. She can't Tommy's probably And now Is this how she felt?

I broke...my apartment. A little.

( Rogue )

You're very lucky you're from before that. Or I'm not sure I wouldn't kill you.

( OOC: Spoilers for Uncanny Avengers #14 in comments. )

What the hell? Whatever reality this is, I can't open the door out.

And a fairy gave me a smartphone.

Think I miss the dimension with the frogs now.

Ugh. Portals.

I'm sick of new worlds. Really sick of them. Nothing good comes of alternate dimensions.

Though this one definitely seems less terrible than the other...all of them.

Magic's a bit broken all to hell, but it could be worse.

Avengers Assemble?

There are worse alternate universes to be sent to, but it's still a rather draining process. I'm Wanda Maximoff. I don't suppose there is anyone I know here?

So, after some paperwork and a waiting period, Teddy and I officially have a marriage license.

We don't really see much point in waiting just to do something big and ridiculous, because we're not really that kind of people, so I think we're going to go ahead and do something small at City Hall on Friday.

( Kate Bishop and Danny Mahealani, also open to Teddy )
You guys will be witnesses, right?

Alright. Definitely didn't see getting pulled through a portal and landing in a small town in Maine happening.

Anyway. Hi. My name's Teddy Altman. No's one happened to see a Billy Kaplan around, have they?

If not, would anyone happen to know if there's anyone by the name of Kate Bishop around?

Right then.

My name is Emma Swan, and I'm the Sheriff here in Storybrooke. You've all met the Mayor, and been given your welcome kits, but if you have any questions, please feel free to ask me, or my deputy, David Nolan.

And if you could all fill this out for me, so I get a feel of who's who, that would be great.

<b>NAME:</b> <b>AGE/DOB:</b> <b>PREVIOUS RESIDENCE:</b> <b>PAST OCCUPATION:</b> <b>ANY SPECIAL SKILLS/ABILITIES:</b> <b>ANY SPECIAL NEEDS:</b> <b>ANYTHING ELSE:</b>


[OOC: Characters, can try to lie, but Emma has had the Blue Fairy charm the form with a spell that prevents people from doing so!]

Okay, I get most of this. Portals to other worlds. We're stuck in a small town in Maine with no mall. We can't leave. There's a girl who looks like my best friend but isn't a shapeshifting alien.

I just have one question.

Who broke magic?

I mean...seriously. What did you do?

Well, that's one way to wake up. Good thing I had my wand on me

I'm Harry, by the by, Harry Potter. Who's all here?

I went to go get the mail in Beacon Hills, and think I ended up at Comic-Con.

Any chance there's just something really weird in the water?

At least I can take comfort in the fact that I didn't end up in Maine because my sense of direction is absolutely horrible.