And now there are shiny portals that my two year old is absolutely fascinated with. So that's another thing to have to worry about all the time.
Also her favorite word right now is 'no'. Because of course it is.
And I can't find my keys and I can't prove she didn't hide them or feed them to the dog.
And there may or may not be oatmeal in my hair. Again. And I can only find one of my shoes.
I'm running away to Jersey. Not that I think I'll be any more of a functional human there. But I'm curious if they have anything like Gotham. I almost miss smog. Plus I might get to kick a mugger in the face.
Matt, can I have time off? Will you be okay without me? Will you remember to eat and not somehow end up in a dumpster? Frank, will you babysit Matt if I take a vacation?