Jess won't stop giving me disappointed faces and saying things about making friends, so here it goes.
My name is Danny Rand. I enjoy meditating I spend most of my time training in martial arts and meditating. I'm not good with peopleI have a pretty cool tattoo
Really, I just need to get out of the apartment with another human being that's not Jess or Luke or Dani to stop her from looking at me like she thinks I'm going to become the ninja equivalent of a cat lady.
So...with that stellar show of people skills, any takers?