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Aug. 28th, 2013


[info]thisismyfight

Well, guess if I'm stuck here I should probably look for a job sooner or later. Anyone know who's hiring?

Aug. 25th, 2013

[info]yourqueen

Hello, everyone. For those of you more recently arrived, I'm Mayor Mills. I thought I should remind all of you of a few pertinent facts as the summer comes to a close and we all prepare for the beginning of the year.

First of all, all new arrivals... )

Second, all minors... )

Third, the population of newcomers has grown... )

Finally, I want to personally express my condolences to all those who have lost a loved one to the recent rash of portal-related disappearances. Loss is hard even under ordinary circumstances, but for many of you, these are especially difficult. I'd like to take this opportunity to open the floor to any questions you might have regarding magic in Storybrooke or the portals themselves. Unless they're stupid or obvious, in which c

Aug. 22nd, 2013


[info]seek_redemption

I feel I ought to make an effort in using this device, as I suppose it would be considered more or less a modern means of introduction?

My name is James Norrington and I look forward to meeting others who also have found themselves unexpectedly relocated. I have every intention of making a productive contribution to what is a most pleasant little town, however I'm afraid the vessels I'm most accustomed to sailing have been rendered outdated by the standards of the current century.

Aug. 20th, 2013


[info]bamfing

I think I need a job of some sort, though I am not sure exactly what sort of job I am suited for. Perhaps something with children? I've worked with children in the past...

[info]ghostbait

voice recorder (active)

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE??

This is some weird dimension with werewolves and vampires and things and oh, it's okay, everything's fine, here's your room key and money you didn't work for because this is totally normal. I DON'T THINK SO. I've seen some pretty crazy things, but this—not panicking thing that you're all doing? Kind of freaking me out.

If this is your doing, I swear to God I'll dump all of your stupid sake into a river you slave-driving alcoholic.

Okay, so. Any time now, Mokona.

Aug. 19th, 2013


[info]tobeunmade

Nat's gone.

Just figured people would want to know. Not sure how many people outside the team knew her, but yeah. She's just gone. I guess, back through the portal or whatever.

[info]anneofcleves

There is to much magic and agents of the devil here. It is uncomfortable. I am one for learning but magic, werewolves and vampires among whatever else there is here is completely unacceptable.

Aug. 15th, 2013


[info]freddlesweasley

Filtered to Mayor Mills and other city officials.

Mayor Mills -

My two nieces, Dominique and Victoire, have just arrived. They are both underage, I believe, and need someone to be... a guardian of sorts. Seeing as they're my eldest brother's daughters, and my eldest brother isn't here...

How would I go about being a guardian-type for them?

Aug. 12th, 2013

[info]thomas_raith

[Private to Regina]

Regina, darling, could I have a word with you?

[info]savedthechrldr

So apparently there's no leaving this place.

I'm not sure if I'm glad or not

I guess that means I should find something to do here. Is there a hospital here?

[info]knightofsummer

So, we're in Maine ? Or in a part of the Nevernever that looks like Maine?

Oh, and I'm looking for a man named Castiel?

Apparently we're roommates. Hi.

[info]sherifferic

I am most certainly not amused.

[info]unsolved

For those of you who have arrived a second time but possess no memory of the first, I'd like to speak with you. As for the rest—it would be extraordinarily convenient if one of you were to drop dead.

[ Molly Hooper & John Watson ]
Move the rest of your things and take my bedroom, Molly.
[ Mayor Regina Mills ]
Room #206. Name your price.

[info]swoopingbad

So no kingdom to rule. No Blight to stop. No chantry board to get jobs off of. What's a misplaced king to do with his time and to earn his supper.

Aug. 11th, 2013


[info]anneofcleves

I am curious, is there a way to learn about the culture of this place? While I have learned the basics there is still so much that I do not know.

[info]dragonrider

I like so many others seem to be assigned new rooms. Hello to my new roommates whoever you are.

That would be the other person/s staying in tower one, room 408.

Mayor Mills
Hello,

I'm sorry if you don't have time to answer my request but do you know how long it would take to hear back about possibly working? In the mean time is it perhaps possible to volunteer given my age?

Aug. 10th, 2013


[info]powerwoman

| Filtered to Luke and Danny |
What do you guys think of reforming Heroes for Hire?

| Filtered to Storybrooke Officials |
Who would I talk to get a business permit? Just curious.


My husband is going to take me on a date soon, whether he likes it or not, so who wants to babysit an exceptionally adorable gifted baby? Not you, Danny Rand. You're going to get out and meet people.

[info]ifixstuff

Wait. Who assigned me a room on the bottom floor?

People in charge. Does the word penthouse mean anything to you?

Followed up with, you know who I am, so fix it. Fix it as in, room reassignment to something above the fifteenth floor.

You people have google right?

Aug. 7th, 2013


[info]freddlesweasley

[Filtered to Regina Mills]

I would like to open a shop, how do I go about doing that?

[info]broodypants

Somehow I ended up rescuing at least seven animals last night. Better than having to rescue people, I guess, but still. Before I take them back to the shelter where they could just get let out again, anyone want them? Right now I'm counting two dogs, three cats, a rabbit, and a turtle. Who knows if anything else is hiding in my apartment.

...I might keep the turtle though. Or the rabbit.

[info]yourqueen

I'm sure all of you have noticed the influx of animals onto the town streets. It seems they were released from the animal shelter by persons unknown. Unfortunately, it also seems that the town sheriff and her deputy are averse to actually doing their jobs, as they have yet to round up the animals still free. Anyone who spots a stray animal or has information regarding the culprit, feel free to call the sheriff department anytime.

Those of you who have picked up animals off the street, congratulations on the new members of your family. The state of Maine requires that all dogs be licensed, and the town code additionally requires cats to be licensed pets as well.

You can find the requisite forms on storybrooke.gov, including information about rabies shots, other vaccinations, population control, and the spaying/neutering services offered through the town animal shelter. There is a fee - $5 to $12, depending on the animal.

Please keep in mind that town code also requires animals to be collared and leashed in public. Thank you.

[info]ticktockdearie

[Filtered to Charming, Snow White, Emma Swan, Baelfire, Henry Mills, Belle and Regina and Regina and Regina Mills]


I believe there was a mention from Henry he wished to have a dinner with all of us.

[info]canucklehead

So. I've got a funny story.

A guy goes out for a beer because he can't stand looking at his apartment walls anymore, and not only does he step in crap, but this mutt starts following him all over town.

You see the part where it's funny right?

Yeah. Me either.

Aug. 6th, 2013


[info]kinghenrythe8th

Can someone please explain to me why there is a sudden appearance of multiple dogs outside?

One of them seems to have attached himself to me.

I think I want to keep it.

[Edit to filter to Anne of Cleves]

Do you mind me bringing a puppy into out apartments? Will you help me with him?

[info]towngoldenboy

One minute, Amelie is telling me to go to the campus with Richard and the next I'm here. Somebody want to tell me how far it is to Morganville? And if I've somehow become a ghost again?

[info]themoosthappi

Showers and unlimited hot water are, perhaps, the most pleasant thing I have ever experienced in my life.

Aug. 3rd, 2013


[info]1ofthegoodguys

Will someone explain what the bloody hell Candy Crush is? I've seen commercials on the telly, but I don't have a bloody clue what it is.

Aug. 1st, 2013


[info]asifallaway

I have to say, it's good to be back.

Wasn't sure I'd ever make it back, to be honest

Think I could get set up with one of those apartments, Em? I'm not sure staying at Granny's again is the best option. It was fine when I was planning on heading back to Manhattan, but even if I could leave, I think it's time to put down some roots.

( Emma )
Maybe you could join me there. You and Henry both.

[info]lilymagnolia

My name is Mulan and I have just arrived here. I've heard a lot about Storybrooke so it's nice to finally see it in person. At least I think it is. I'm not too sure about that right now.

Jul. 31st, 2013


[info]sataninavneck

I feel as though I should be following a rabbit in a waistcoat, but given the things I've overheard people calling each other, not to mention the welcoming committee, I wouldn't be surprised if he's around here somewhere. If only in a less anthropomorphic form.

Also, with the mutterings of magic and portals, I see no sense in keeping tight-lipped on my own issues. Peter Hale. Werewolf, recovering sociopath, and current babysitter to a gaggle of clueless teens. Speaking of... Any of you about?

[info]prideof2

Seriously?

Seriously?

This is total bullshit, man.

If I get disqualified for this? Someone's going to pay.

Jul. 30th, 2013


[info]kinghenrythe8th

Mary becomes Queen of England.

Then Elizabeth.

Edward dies....

Whoever told me to Google my life is bordering on cruel.

[info]ticktockdearie

[Filtered to Regina Mills]

You must think you're quite clever, bringing Belle down to see your pet.

Jul. 29th, 2013

[info]diesdiedwilldie

A few inquiries.

1. To confirm my hypothesis about the nature of this mass-dimensional transportation: has anyone experienced headaches, nosebleeds, dizziness, or difficulty with memory upon their arrival?

2. Mayor Mills, are you the party to whom proposals for scientific projects and funding should be directed? Oh, I've missed this a little.

3. If anyone does see another person of my general description - red hair, interest in physics, freckles - please do direct them toward me. This is a most thrilling opportunity, after all. Even though Robert appears to be avoiding me or this place for now. One really never knows.

4. Good Shakespeare collection in the library.

[info]sparethenheir

It was suggested that to alleviate my boredom that I get a job.

...a job. Honestly. I'm only now beginning to breathe properly after the ensuing fit of laughter.



Note: Where can I procure a house elf?

[info]thericktator

I can't sit around that apartment anymore Anyplace around here hiring?

[Private to Merle]
Cut it out Merle.

[info]louisianaqueen

Oh my God.

(OOC: Spoilers for the latest episode of True Blood)

Jul. 28th, 2013


[info]whatashock

I really wish I could say this was the weirdest thing to happen to me lately.

But seriously, there's no way back?

[info]filialunae

Storybrooke, huh? It's not LA, but I guess there are worse places to be stuck. I was tempted to blame Catty, but they said it wasn't her fault.

Now the real question is, where can a girl get a good cup of coffee around here?

Jul. 26th, 2013


[info]asgardianlegend

Voice Post

Greetings, people of Earth and the town of Storybrooke. I have been told that this device will transmit my voice? I am Thor, Son of Odin. I do not know how it is I have been called to your realm, but do not panic. I swore once, long ago, to defend your realm from all who would seek to do it harm. I will find the answers soon.

I was informed, however, that departure is not an option, so I must ask..where are your feasting halls and is there any of your coffee to be had?

Jul. 25th, 2013


[info]louisianaqueen

William Darcy and Lizzie Bennet.
Guess what!

As soon as I've got a steady income coming back in, I'm buying a domain. I miss my vlog.

[info]ironpatriot

I get to blame Stark for this, right?

[info]captainisabela

I appear to have run out of clothing. Not that I had much to begin with.

Otherwise I'll just walk around naked. While I don't find that an issue, I know some more prudish people in this place do and I find dealing with the city guard tiresome. So to avoid a scene, would anyone be kind enough to spare me some clothing until I can clean what I do have?

Jul. 24th, 2013

[info]i_am_maggie

[Filtered to The Walking Dead.]

Glenn and I are going to get married here. In Storybrooke. Everyone is invited, even Merle. We have yet to decide when it is, but we'll let everyone know when we decide.

[Filtered to Mayor Mills]

How would one get married here in Storybrooke?

Jul. 23rd, 2013

[info]ifeelwounded

Hello, I'm Dr. Alana Bloom, and if I were my own patient, I'd start medicating for serious hallucinations and a break from reality, perhaps due to high stress and mental distress.

Instead I think I will ask where the nearest bar is.

[info]ihatemummies

I've heard the bottom line here, and it's not good enough, because I have a kid and he's alone somewhere with an "adult" less mature than he is. So whatever needs to happen to make this move faster, let me know. Otherwise I'm going to go slamming into this barrier or whatever it is until something changes.

[info]sparethenheir

Hello? Hello? Is this working?

They said I should I write and say I was here, but I don't know where here is other than it appears to be America and highly-populated with Muggles (two strikes against it, admittedly).

I am Regulus Black. I was pulled away from something important, I'm afraid, and would appreciate any assistance with going back home.

Jul. 22nd, 2013


[info]vicious_bitch

Hello, my name is Lilah Morgan. Next Monday, I will be opening a law office in the center of town, about two blocks east of the courthouse at [address]. Should anyone be in need of legal assistance of any kind, rest assured that I am well versed in the state's laws and am on my way to becoming familiar with Storybrooke's in particular. I don't discriminate in regards to clients: good, neutral, evil, human, vampire, demon - I'll take anyone who needs my services.

[Mayor Mills]
Thank you again for your suggestion in researching office spaces to rent.

[Cordelia]
I'll be working late each night while preparing my office. I'll try not to disturb you when I return to the apartment.

[info]captainjack_

I need rum.

Please tell me the rum isn't gone.

[info]canucklehead

You gotta' be kiddin' me.

I tell you, this wakin' up in strange places routine is gettin' more than just a little bit tiresome. Someone bring me a beer and a cigar and, while you're at it, how about somebody tell me somethin' about my day that'll give me a reason not to go around makin' a whole lot of noise until somebody shows up.

And some better clothes. And make it somebody I know because if all I'm surrounded by is people who smell like sunshine and apple pies, I'm just gonna go ahead and write this off as one of my worst dreams ever.

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