So with all these people from my world suddenly having doubles from an alternate world popping up...
WHERE THE HELL IS MY HANDSOME DEVIL DOUBLE?
Portal. Come on.
Make it happen.
I wanted to ask you something...but I wanted to wait until the whole honesty crap was over, because I didn't want you to answer unless you wanted to. You know?
You're a stupidly attractive dork and I love you.
Karaoke tonight. We're going to have drinks and be ridiculous.
Before you say no, keep in mind it's my birthday, I'm a tragic circus orphan, and this is the first time I've had enough friends to have a party. If you don't come, I'll assume you hate happiness.
Awkward relationship question time.
Is it a bad thing if I don't want to spend Valentine's day with you?
So...next Friday?
Mayday!
Phil is a fucking teenager.
And he keeps trying to get into my pants.
Badly.
He's seriously terrible at this. How did he ever get laid?
Someone help.
Klaus is here.
I have reason to believe my life is in danger. There is a man who arrived yesterday. His name is Klaus and he's not a man at all. He's a vampire/werewolf hybrid who cannot be killed. For centuries, he has pursued me. He has tortured me. He murdered my entire family, because I turned myself into a vampire to prevent him from killing me.
I am human now and being stuck in this town means I can't simply run from him. I am doing my best to avoid him, but in such a small town, there is a very good chance he will learn I am here. Because of this, I am asking for your protection. I fully believe he will kill me if he has the chance to do so.
My alternate universe less dead brother may or may not have invited me to Thanksgiving, which I declined because fuck that.
That said, you guys are invited (not you, Nat, because invited implies you can say no) to the annual Barton-Romanoff Secret Agent Thanksgiving Dinner. By dinner we mean takeout, vodka and poker. We can assure you with reasonable certainty nobody will die and the barrier pretty much prevents international incidents.
RSVP. Or don't. Whatever.I may open this up to Science Babies and Avengers, but I'm not sure they'd really enjoy our idea of holiday festivities.Yes there is a non-SHIELD person on the list, but she's basically a mini-Nat, so deal with it. I collect Russians.
Also, THOR IS NOT ALLOWED TO BRING HIS BROTHER. This shouldn't require saying, but I'm saying it.
Also, you have a date Friday night.
Also, I may have set Nat up on a blind date with a guy from work. So if I get disappeared, that's why.