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Contrary to popular belief I did not make anything explode this week.

For once I get to say that an explosion wasn't my fault. Nice. I feel kinda validated by this somehow.

So... this here town is made up from a whole bunch of people coming from different universes representing different movies, television shows, books and what not, right? I got that. Totally cool. I mean, it's a geek's paradise! Throw everybody together in a great melting pot of geek love and see what happens! What a way to break the Fourth Wall, and heaven knows that's what I'm all about. I only have one promblemo with this.

WHERE IN THE HELL IS THE GOLDEN GIRL FANDOM, DAMMIT?!??!

Bea Arthur, OH MY BELOVED BEA ARTHUR!!! When will I ever be united with yoooooou!!! Come with me to the Casbah and we'll make such beautiful music together I'm thinking reggae right now, or maybe 80's Bubblegum Rock?.

I know! I know! I'll make a request on the Wanted Page! That's it!

Okay, everybody check out the Wanted Page, coz I done put in my request. I expect a whole bunch of applications piling in any minute now. AAAAAAANY MINUTE NOW! Don't all rush. I'll select the best one out of the bunch.

Oh, I suppose while I'm here I ought to apologize for that hand grenade I sent Not!Coulson and Hawkbutt. In my defense, I did include bandages, in case somebody got wounded! Well, not exactly bandages, but something to stop the bleeding, at least. Sorry. Won't happen again.

Did I do good, Cap?

Oops, I had to edit a mistake on the request, but I fixed it now. ☺

Nothing like a little explosion to break up the monotony, I guess.

Would law enforcement be against using the Force against the one who refers to himself as Deadpool?

...what about anyone else?

Nutcases that natter on about nonsense and blow people up for fun...now it's starting to feel like home.

I've already shared this information with Sheriff Swan, but given recent circumstances, I thought it best to share with everyone else as well so they at least know what we're dealing with. Most from my universe are familiar with Deadpool, but for everyone that isn't, he can be largely unpredictable due to mental instability; he's helped us out in the past but he's also known to create chaos when the whim strikes him if he's not reined in. He possesses a healing factor that allows him to regrow limbs and vital organs, and makes him largely immune to drugs and poisons. Agility, durability, speed and reflexes are also enhanced. He's skilled in most weapons, hand to hand combat, and obviously, he knows his way around explosives. Others from my world might be able to add additional details.

In short, detaining him can be extremely problematic. However, particularly given the events with the explosion and his recent statement about having some secret plot involving Bruce, a coordinated long term game plan seems wise. I thought it best to start by getting everyone on the same page going forward, and Sheriff Swan, please know you'll have any assistance necessary if need be. You've opened your town to us, and I have every desire to help keep it safe.

Can you, um, help me?