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Hello?

Am I using this thing right?

What is this place?

Is this the land without magic?

This is probably a BIIIIIIG mistake but I was curious.

Hi. Are you cute? I'm Melinda May. Are you cute? Do you know me?

Where am I? Is this a new foster home?

...And who are these weird boys I'm with? One's dressed funny, and the other one is talking funny and keeps calling us Mom and Dad. I think he maybe hit his head on something. I'm ten, I can't be anyone's Mom.

[Filter: Storybrooke Sheriff's Department]
As the town's latest magic has gotten to Sheriff Swan, I'll be heading up the department until things pass.  We need all hands on deck, though, so please stay alert.
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[Filter: Adults*]
Since we have a sudden influx of rather young children, we're going to need some temporary foster parents.  Please understand that this is not a commitment to be taken lightly.  If you're interested, please let me know, and we will arrange for fosters as the need arises.
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* OOC: Charming means this as people over 18, but use your best judgment, based on however your characters' canon ages people. :P

This is fucking ridiculous.

( filtered to tasha and nick )

Mayday!

Phil is a fucking teenager.

And he keeps trying to get into my pants.

Badly.

He's seriously terrible at this. How did he ever get laid?

Someone help.

What's with the ancient technology?

Is it me or is there a sudden influx of young children running around Storybrooke?

Is this like the mistletoe thing?

IF I TURN INTO A KID JUBILEE IS IN CHARGE OF MY CANDY STASH AND GUITAR

Man... I hope I don't turn into a kid again. I was really hyper back then. And I wasn't tall enough to go on any rides.


Dude, being a kid is like... really depressing when you think about it.

[Filter: Sirius Black + Remus Lupin]
Full moon tonight.  We can get away in the woods outside of town.
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[Filter: Lily Evans]
I'll be gone tonight.
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Wait so I traveled in time? Back to 2014? This is really weird. Oh wait, did I get knocked back to when everyone was a kid?

This is weird. Guess it could be weirder.

This phone is tiny
No museums, no shipwrecks. Maine. Why the bloody hell did I pick Maine? Lesson learned.

Blimey this place is a right stick in the mud. When I said I wanted to get away, I meant I wanted to get away to some place interesting. What's a girl to do for fun around here?

If I don't do something I think I'm going to go absolutely mad.