I welcome anyone new to Storybrooke, and I must apologize for being antisocial, not that I am a social butterfly on the normal side of things. I haven't even gotten out to Granny's as I normally do. I am going to rectify this, I need to get out, it is not good for me to be antisocial.
Okay... so... if someone sees a small swarm of spherical shaped roybots would you be so kind as to point them back in my direction. They kinda escaped the room during the test flight. Please don't smack them out of the air they will be sad.
This place does not have enough awesome things to steal.
Everyone's turning into little kids. So that's creepy. I hope that doesn't happen to me. I wasn't exactly well adjusted. Still not, but I've grown up. Some.
Alright. I don't know what this is, or what's going on, but this has to be some Erudite trick. If this isn't a simulation it's got to be a simulation then they've gone above and beyond any technology the Dauntless knew that they had.
I need to know what's going on. I need to know how we got here, and how we get back home.