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I think I need a drink.

Actually, let me rephrase. I know I need a drink.

And a job, apparently.

I really need to get a job. The question is, what is there in this town for a hacktivist turned secret agent or whatever?

I see a lot of people talking about their shows not being on anymore and I'm really kind of hoping that applies to mine. I mean, I'm not sure how much worse it could possibly get and I'm kind of curious to know if Katherine actually dies (but probably not, because she's like a Timex), but it would be a relief not to have to deal with whatever is going on at home anymore.

Especially when most of it is just really confusing depressing.

You know, I realized I haven't really looked at this thing since I came back. I've been busy with Sam the holidays and getting back to work and everything, I guess. And I never was very good about remembering to even check my email. Computers and I have never really gotten along very well.

I think I saw most of you at the ball, anyway and thank you to Snow White and Prince Charming for hosting that, by the way! It was really nice of you and I had such a good time.

Anyway, for those of you who don't know me, I'm Sookie Stackhouse. I'm from a little town in Louisiana called Bon Temps and here in Storybrooke, I'm a server at The Hanged Man.

Personally, I'm relieved our comics have been canceled.

Blissful ignorance is a relief when you're from a medium that seems to delight in killing people off or torturing them for giggles.

Hopefully I'm not alone in being relieved that the mistletoe seems to be gone.

[Filtered to Thomas Hickey] (OOC: They didn't exchange names but in order to send this just to him - I put his name up there. Edited post to correct.)

God this is awkward Thanks for helping me end the year on a good note. I needed it I'm Julia by the way. I probably should have told you that before we ended up in the corner

I've seen a lot of weird shit, but I think this takes the cake.

Watson! You're needed on the roof.

Filtered: Sheriff's department

Hello. My name is Dorcas Meadowes. I was a Hit Witch in my world which is like a police officer for magical people back home. Since I'm apparently stuck here, I guess I need a job and I was wondering if you have any openings. I'd like to help out, if I can.

You know I really like this place. It's so much better than Neverland. You all looked so lovely at the ball. I'd never really been to one before. Not just to go anyway.

Now if only Blue would talk to me and give me back my magic.