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[Filtered to Coulson's teams, past and present]
I appreciate your defense, but I need you to stand down. The show isn't airing and we won't know how it unfolds unless it does again. The Director's calls are his to make.

I'm grateful, but it's not necessary. Leave it.

It, uh, turns out that I don't know what to do with free time anymore. Which is crazy, and a little disappointing even to myself.

Should I be getting a job or something?

I returned to my assigned apartment today after several days of not. It appears I now cohabitate with someone.

Pretty much everything I read, watch, or consume in any way is no longer here. Which I guess makes for less awkward meeting people, but it means there are about twenty things I was waiting for the endings of, and now won't know until someone shows up to tell me about them. Which would probably be pretty weird for them since everyone's life is tragic and violent in the stuff I like.

Maybe I'll just make up endings.

But the library database magically changed itself. Which is good since I was going to work on having some kind of tantrum if I had to re-input everything. Now it's full of stuff I've never heard of, but at least it's all cataloged stuff I've never heard of, so I don't have to do it.

I'm thinking of adding some kind of ratings page to work up code to help rec things to people. So if they used to like Unicorn Cannibals in Space, they can figure out something similar to look for now. I have too much free time.

No one tell me if Unicorn Cannibals in Space is a real thing somewhere.

Gotta say, I really thought this whole place was a hallucination. I guess it still could be. Is Cordelia here? Am I gonna wake up in a few months and find out I've been babbling to a dragon about seeing her in Storybrooke again?

It's been a few years for me, but I'll try to jump back in. Wayward magic, mystical city barriers -- feels just like home these days.

Sorry if I worried anyone. I got sent home. But I'm back now.

...I'm also an Alpha.

I for one am glad I can't see anymore of that stupid show that I'm supposedly on. There's more stupid ass drama here than at home. With fucking walkers.

I'm going to the damn movies, maybe there will be something to do there.

Don't get me wrong! I enjoy snowball wars and forts just as much as the next person. At least there wasn't an erupting volcano threatening the town to cut the fun short. Ah, sorry. That's definitely a "had to be there" things. I'll be happy when it starts to melt, though!

No sign of Radarr yet, so I can only hope that he's safe wherever he is. Piper will take care of him. Junko would, too. Stork...well, he might try or end up testing him for mind worms.

So, hey! For you folks working over at the garage and training center, I'll see you here and there. Took up a part-time position in both places. Hopefully I can offer some decent help. The vehicles around here are pretty weird, but I guess not everything runs on crystals.

Hey. Hey Agent.

HEEEEEY AAAAAGEEEEEENT

I'm gonna talk to them.

So there.

[ Filtered to Science Babies of SHIELD. ]
SO. I've heard you're not allowed to talk to me. And vice versa.

Well, as I like pissing Agent off and I've yet to see if we get Supernanny here -- HI KIDLETS.