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Anyone interested in buying rabbits? Pelts and meat.

Or I'll do trades, too.

Maine's so cold in the winter.

Snow is pretty...for a little while.

I think the worst part about getting sent home and then dragged back here was having to pay for the same haircut twice.

No, but seriously, that was weird. I had no memory of this place until I got here and then BAM, several months of stuff. I wish I could say I was surprised, but crazy is par for the course for my life.

I just arrested the Grinch. He was trying to steal the Christmas decorations from Town Hall.

And no, not someone dressed up as the Grinch. The real deal.

Whoa. Okay so like.. that welcome kiss was totally awesome. Is that how you greet people here? Because I've just like.. been saying hey and stuff...

This place is SO different than Atmos! Well sort of. I mean the weather is seriously just like Terra Blizzaris, but you guys don't have Leapers here. Which is probably a good thing because that means you'd have Raptors eventually.

I'm Finn, sharpshooter and wingman of the Storm Hawks.

Okay so someone here has to understand or know how to deal with teenagers, right? It's been awhile since I've had any experience with them an' back then various circus folk did all the work.

Pretty sure my brother wouldn't like it if I gave his kid to a travelling circus.

Anyway. How do you tell a teenager that flirting with a known villain will only end with them being used as a human shield or being used to further nefarious plans without them deciding to ignore you an' do the opposite?

My immediate solution is to suggest we lock him in his room an' forbid him from dating until he's married. Who has a more reasonable one?

Right then. Seems as though I had a bit too much to drink.

Never thought I'd say that but, first time for everything eh?

Still, this is an improvement — going from a tiny, snowy Tibetan village to this not as tiny, snowy town, but with heating and food I actually recognize.

Would anyone know if a scruffy-looking man child by the name of Nathan Drake is around?

I'm having a hard time picking a dress for this ball and despite my boyfriend's insistence that I can go naked, I need help choosing.

( OPTION A OR B )

Thoughts? Has anyone picked a dress? Can I see?