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Life is hard. I mean, you get sucked through portals, things try to kill you, and there isn't a decent Chinese joint around here. So I think my new policy is just to enjoy the little things as they come. You know, go for an inner peace deal.

Basically, I'm just going to keep watching that time Angel was a puppet, and everything's better.

If it makes you feel better big guy, your werewolf girlfriend's pretty hot.

Hey, Dawnie, check out what I found. This computer stuff is pretty handy.

Well, guess if I'm stuck here I should probably look for a job sooner or later. Anyone know who's hiring?

Well, this isn't how I expected my day to go.

I will be needing a new assistant, qualifications are as follows:

- Must be good with technology, profanity, and able to receive dictation
- Must love alcohol.
- Must not love, or offer the services of, editors.
- Preferably not an asthmatic. You will still be welcome, but your complaints are not.
- Must have a proficiency and ability to handle stress, violence, nudity run errands in a timely manner. My words cannot wait while you delay in fetching me the proper materials I need.

Payment will be made in the form of experiences, prior to the attaining of a proper expense account.

Serious inquiries only. I've already dealt with magic portals today, and find myself in no mood to entertain the company of professional time wasters. You can find me at the bar. Just listen for the sounds of shouting, or the frantic -- and insanely novel -- sounds of a scribbling pen...

Seriously. A pen.

Place is strange.

Well now, dis' ain't exactly the kinda thing Ah'd've expected.

The nice folks who met me on the other side of the...whatever that be...tell me this is a way to talk to whoever might be here...

Don't suppose d'ere be anybody out'n'about who knows Ol' Remy LeBeau maybe? Hm?

Oh my gosh, school is starting next week, right? I should get an alarm clock! And books! And do we have a uniform?

It's been two three two? a couple of years since I started school without my friends to help me study. And I really miss them right now. Usually Makoto would make me a really delicious lunch for the first day, too, so I'd definitely remember to show up.

But I'm sure everyone here feels a little lonely, too, right?

I am having a lot of fun working at Modern Fashions. It reminds me of my old job. It's a lot of fun helping people shop and find the perfect thing. Or pairing it with jewelry. Sookie, you need to come in! You as well, Sam. I'm certain you could use something.