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So I go from Paris to Maine. Through a magic portal. Meaning I either ate some bad escargot, or I am not yet drunk enough.

Hodgins, please tell me you drugged and kidnapped me for this crazy field trip from our honeymoon?

Wizards and computers get along about as well as flamethrowers and libraries.

This...whatever this is...is an explosion waiting to happen.

As is the tv in the apartment. And the microwave. And the future of the fridge is not looking good either.

Must think happy thoughts.

This is new and different. I suppose it's time to introduce myself.

The name is Isabela, Captain Isabela, to be precise and the captain of the beauty that is The Siren's Call. I know one of you at the very least from what I'm seeing. Hello, Hawke, it's been awhile.

Now, where can I get a stiff drink and some adult entertainment? I'm overdue for some shore leave and my usual spots are not currently available.

They said I should introduce myself on this thing, so...hi. I'm Vicki.

Had a surprisingly good night's sleep, and now I'm awake and ready to figure out what I'm supposed to do next.

[Angel, Wesley and Spike]

Maybe we should consider a small business loan and open up an office here? What do you guys think?

[Angel]

Lilah and I both survived the night.

How are you today?

Sherlock, I feel like I need to make a chart just to keep all those characters straight. Plus, you were right, I like the Starks - and Loki hates Robb. Though Tyrion is awesome. And I really like Daenerys.

In other news, Loki likes caramel on his popcorn. Don't believe him if he says he doesn't!

My eyes hurt from watching TV all night.

Okay, so it's not like I've never used a portal before. I have. Lots of times. But they usually just take me to other places in Morganville. I appreciate the jailbreak, but I expected there to be a bigger difference in the weather between Texas and Maine, too.

Anyway, hi, I'm Claire! If you happen to see a couple of really hot guys with emo hair and Texan accents or an adorable goth looking girl running around, can't you send them my way? Or a psychotic vampire

Well, fuck.

I know they say it's magic, but I can't help feeling like this is a Winchester's fault.

Ain't anyone else considerin' that this ain't magic, but y'all are dead?

[ Filtered to Mulan Glenn ]

That sweet lil' lady of yours tell you about the day we spent together?

((ooc: I'm really sorry okay? I don't want to keep apologising in every single offensive comment. So, nice big world wide apology right here! sobs emotionally because wengh.))

I should probably look into getting a job. Unfortunately, I don't thinks Keeper for Pride of Portree really translates too well into a useful and marketable skill in this world. I'm glad I had my broom on me when the portal dragged me here, but I doubt I can really make my living flying. I've only ever wanted to play Quidditch, though, so what's a girl to do?

I shouldn't really be surprised by anything at this point, but a magic portal that has suddenly transported me so far from home? That's weird even compared to my already insane life.

Is there any chance I've just fallen asleep and I'm having a really vivid dream?