Okay, so it's not like I've never used a portal before. I have. Lots of times. But they usually just take me to other places in Morganville. I appreciate the jailbreak, but I expected there to be a bigger difference in the weather between Texas and Maine, too.
Anyway, hi, I'm Claire! If you happen to see a couple of really hot guys with emo hair and Texan accents or an adorable goth looking girl running around, can't you send them my way? Or a psychotic vampire