Madison Valley Role Play

Literally a conversation between me and a customer. We'll call her Karen.

Karen: Excuse me. *snapping fingers* Are you the manager?
Me: No, I'm the owner. Can I help you?
Karen: Oh, good. Yes, but probably no. You can try.
Me: *restraint* What seems to be the problem?
Karen: *HEAVY SIGH* My crawdads were still in the shells. The gumbo was too spicy. And your waiter refused to bring me the wine I asked for.
Me: *cringes inwardly at crawdads* I'm sorry you're unsatisfied, but that's how the crawfish are served. The spice level of all of our items is listed on the menu, and we do not serve alcohol here so my server could not legally fulfill your request for wine.
Karen: *HUFFS* I TOLD him I wanted the spices to be LIGHT!
Me: *reminding self not to gut the customers* It says clearly on the menu that there are no substitutions. However, since you are unsati-...
Karen: YES, I'M UNSATISFIED AND YELP WILL HEAR ABOUT IT!
Me: *grinding teeth* ...I will gladly give you a free dessert of your choice.
Karen: OH MY GOD NO! THEY AREN'T KENO!
Me: Keto?
Karen: Don't correct ME, young lady!
Me: *sighs* I will cover the cost of your meal, but please do not come back. Thank you, have a nice evening.
Karen: ...but I like it here.

[Filtered away from Hope and her parents]

I love Hope a ridiculous amount and nothing's going to change that.

But sometimes...sometimes I just feel so much less than her. She's good at everything. She's this special unicorn who's going to save the world and I'm just...you know, me. Not athletic. Not a good fighter. Just a nerd got shoved into a lot of lockers.

And it sucks.

If anyone wishes to have pictures taken or to learn how to use old style cameras, let me know. I'm willing to teach you how to use them and a dark room.

[Cami]

Would you like to go on a date?

[Family]

Apparently there are people who believe I am doing nothing worthwhile with my time here. And so because I am trying to assuage rather than inflame tempers in Madison Valley, I have signed up for an advanced painting class at Hanover College.

I am sure none of them will be able to teach me as well as Degas or Picasso did, but it will pass the time.

What the actual F-
Okay I should be used to strange, my nephew's a freaking superhero that went into space, but I am STILL FREAKING OUT

[...]

I'm not sure what's more shocking to me. Suddenly finding myself in Indiana stuck inside a Dome thing or people gave me an apartment and $1000 to spend.

Oh, hey, I'm back. Beats living in a totem...

Important question. Are the donuts at Horsts still the same? It would be tragic if they weren't.

This is definitely not where I was headed.

Is there a... doctor around?

[Filtered to Leo V, Ned, Kate, Mare and Chloe]

I did a thing and asked Jason to be my boyfriend.

So, we're official and shit.

Who: Kristof Nast and Eve Levine
What: Eve finally, almost, has the being seen down (and gets the actual guts to talk to Kristof)
When: Tuesday Evening
Where: Law Office
Rating: low

( Ghosts don't need to knock )

[Xander]

I know this is sudden, but I went to the transportation place today and they mentioned a special 3-night stay at a place called Maldives which has an ocean. I thought maybe you might like to go with me sometime soon, if you can find the time off, that is.

[Lucas Cortez]

Looking for houses is harder than I though. I did find This one. Do you think it's worth going to see it in person?

[Peter]

So I met your girlfriend. She seems nice. How did you get a nice girlfriend

She also suggested we have dinner soemetime.

[Stiles]

So apparently I'm being corralled into dinner with Peter.

So I'm actually really enjoying school here.

I guess that makes me a nerd.

[Werewolves+Werewolf Friends]

I had a question, though.

Are we allowed to try out for sports teams?

I'm trying to learn to cook.

I made rabbit stew tonight. It's not bad. Needs some salt.

There's a lot of it. So if anyone wants some, you can come by and have a bowl.

[Scott]

I think I like catching the rabbits better than I like cooking them. Maybe you can cook them next time.

[Stiles]

I promise it won't make you sick. Probably.

[Leo]

So...Alyssa asked me out. And I said yes.

I guess I'm moving on from Piper.

[Public]

Man, I never realized what a big deal it was to be a senior in high school. They're already on me about class rings and graduation gowns and invitations and all that. I guess it's important to people who usually live this long.

Who: May and Peter Parker
What: Some hugs are in order
When: Shortly after her arrival
Where: The Lang House
Rating: low

( Hugs )

WHO: Lucas Cortez and OPEN Alyssa Gardner
WHAT: Buying flowers
WHEN: Wednesday morning
WHERE: The Florist
WARNINGS: Probably not
STATUS: Open/Complete

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