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So now that I have an office in the works I thought I'd put feelers out for anyone who might be interested. I'm looking for a secretary. Or, hell, anyone who might be interested in working in an office.

Magic portals. Sweet Christmas.

Jess? Danny? The fairy nun told me you both were here.

I'm going to stay very calm because I just got my daughter to sleep.

Where the fuck am I? and who do I have to punch to get sent home?

Luke? Danny?

You know, I've fought gods and the Phoenix force and Doombots and aliens. I've even died before.

But I've never faced anything as horrifying as a teenage boy's bedroom.

Seriously, Francis. Do the piles of dirty clothes and junk in your room have defensive purposes? Are they there to attack people who invade your room?

Clean it up or...I don't know. You're grounded. Or something.

What the fuck?

This fucking place again? I was so sure it was a hallucination.

My husband is gone.
Someone come and babysit my kid. Someone else get me drunk.

There is a pattern to the departures. Apathy. If you fail to prove yourself useful to the hive—for instance, should you stop working, communicating, or functioning altogether—you're driven out of the society itself. What use does a plane of existence have with the inanimate?

You're welcome. Now someone get me cigarettes.

Me and the boys are bringing Heroes For Hire to Storybrooke. We figured there are enough superpowered people here that our specialties could be of use.

Anyway we, and of course by we i mean me, have found an office, secured a loan and now are just waiting on word about our paperwork. I'm not really good at sitting around. I think tomorrow I'll go paint the office. Gotta start looking for help too. Need some organizational help.

What the hell?

This definitely isn't New York. Rogers? Pym? Avengers?

This is somehow your fault isn't it? Or, more than likely, Stark's. I'm going to punch him

Aww, portal.

I hate portals.

We're sure Richards didn't do this? Or Strange? I'm just used to blaming them for portals.

Even if it's not their fault, it's probably their fault.

Avengers, assemble! Pretend I'm Cap for a second or something.

| Filtered to Luke and Danny |
What do you guys think of reforming Heroes for Hire?

| Filtered to Storybrooke Officials |
Who would I talk to get a business permit? Just curious.


My husband is going to take me on a date soon, whether he likes it or not, so who wants to babysit an exceptionally adorable gifted baby? Not you, Danny Rand. You're going to get out and meet people.

Sweet Christmas.

I really have no idea what I want to do here, beyond just really just wanting to do something. I can't exactly just pick up my old job here. Headmistress of a school for wayward mutants gifted youth isn't exactly something you can just apply for. I don't think anyway.

I'm thinking maybe teaching, once the school year starts. There's a few subjects I have enough experience in. In the meantime, does anyone know if there's a dance studio in town? I haven't really had a chance to explore as much as I'd like to.

SO, before I lose my god damn mind with alternate universes and timelines and all that shit, I figured this was just a much easier way to go about it.

I'm Jessica Jones. I have been, in this order, Jewel, Knightress and Power Woman. My husband is Luke Cage, AKA Power Man. He is, the last time I saw him, an Avenger and I have been one multiple times. The point of this post is to find out who knows who and what we all know because I don't know about you all but I could really use some people I trust. Besides Danny and Logan.

I am being very calm right now because my infant daughter is sleeping on my lap and I don't want to wake her up. I am being calm.

Calmly, I would like to know where the fuck I am, who the fuck brought me here and how the fuck do I get home. I don't know what the fuck you think you're going to get by bringing me here but I'm not an Avenger anymore.

Fuuuuuck.