If I had a shiny Avengers badge in hand this entire edition would be dedicated to a certain purple loving archer guy but Robin Hood didn't pull through so you're stuck with generic gossip again this week.
Someone's telling
this lady to try thing and see what feels good. This is your brain, this is your brain on drugs...just don't do it.
I don't actually suggest you
go sit on the big guy's lap unless you want a restraining order and a sex offender badge. Keep that at home you naughty people.
I don't care how tempting it is. Just don't tell him.
Who can walk with the animals, talk with the animals,
dress up and humiliate the animals? I mean what respectable dog wants to hang out with guys in santa hats? Of course if you make the dog wear little santa hats I'm on board.
One vote for the miracle of central heating
here. I still call running water as the coolest.
Why is no one disturbed about
the casual need to wash blood out of a hoodie?Don't miss
the party of the season. No one throws a better party than Lydia.
Someone is feeling
nostalgic. Quick lay down until the feeling passes. Or drink more. Something like that.
Wait!
Models? I'm all about watching that. Bring on the fashion and the half dressed women.
Jingle Bells Bat...wait probably shouldn't use that one. Anyway
ugly sweater Hanukkah/Christmas party ahoy.
New arrivals to town:There seems to be more
pointy ears showing up here than at a Star Trek convention. Meet Tauriel, Elf lady.
His name is
Jason Grace and he's confused. Pretty much par for the course.
Sam Wilson is new here too...and don't buy that thing about the alien overlords everyone knows it's a crazy government experiment.
And for
John Mitchell a handy resource.
Currency calculatorAnother new arrival who thinks there might be drugs involved.
Lindsay WeirHeeeeeere's
NoraSnow White here seems to know Nora. Okay so it's
Weiss Schnee. same thing.
Meet the newest arrival to the Dinglenob colony,
Luna LovegoodNo
Eretria it's not Heaven. not Hell either btw.
Who's letting ghosts in?
Annie Sawyer. Seems legit.
And I like her hat. Meet
Phryne Fisher.And the less fun portion of the gossip, those who've left:Abby Temple