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Is anyone willing to potentially tutor a seventeen year old werewolf with rather serious anger issues?

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I need a drink.

[Filtered to Stiles Stilinski]

How are you doing, Stiles? Considering...

Just making sure you're doing okay. Do you want to come for dinner? Scott would like that.

So would I.

Well that episode was completely awful. I really have to stop watching myself on tv. It's traumatizing.

Which means I need to go get new shoes. And new clothes. And new everything. Allison? You're here right? We should go shopping, or at least look in the window at pretty things.

I have yet another reason I do not like Mondays. I wish to avoid it, but... it sucks me in.

]Filtered to Scott McCall, Stiles Stilinski, Isaac Lahey]

I registered you boys for school, so don't even think just because you're in a new place you're getting out of going.

Did I just die?

I always imagined mom and laura would be here if i died.

I think, actually, i might need to go back to the hospital. so, whatever just happened, reverse it.

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What do you guys think of reforming Heroes for Hire?

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Who would I talk to get a business permit? Just curious.


My husband is going to take me on a date soon, whether he likes it or not, so who wants to babysit an exceptionally adorable gifted baby? Not you, Danny Rand. You're going to get out and meet people.

I'll worry about being trapped in crazy land in a second.

Is there a doctor around here?

I feel as though I should be following a rabbit in a waistcoat, but given the things I've overheard people calling each other, not to mention the welcoming committee, I wouldn't be surprised if he's around here somewhere. If only in a less anthropomorphic form.

Also, with the mutterings of magic and portals, I see no sense in keeping tight-lipped on my own issues. Peter Hale. Werewolf, recovering sociopath, and current babysitter to a gaggle of clueless teens. Speaking of... Any of you about?

I watched it twice, but I'm still not

That can't

I can't breathe

Fuck

That show is really underselling it with its tagline.

"This might hurt"? More like "Stabbing you directly in the heart would hurt less than this".

( OOC: Teen Wolf spoilers in comments. )

You know what? I'm done with that stupid Teen Wolf show. That's a terrible name, by the way. Who would watch a show called Teen Wolf? That makes it sound almost nice. Like a teen who's a wolf and everything's great and that's really misleading. Because everything's awful. Always. Just all the time. Forever. Anyone who actually likes this show is bad people. Scott, you should sue someone.

I'm going to just watch terrible SyFy movies forever, because that's a much better life choice. Sharknado beats out shows about everything in our lives being awful. Danny, we need to watch Sharknado. It's a tornado made of sharks.

Erica, I made you apology cookies. So...sorry about that again.

And, okay. I really need some Adderall. Who do I talk to about that?

When questioning why everyone from your own reality keeps giving you strange reactions, find your own TV show and watch it. Last chance for anyone to just spit it out.

My name is Mr Giles. I arrived here earlier this afternoon. I'm looking for a young woman by the name of Buffy Summers.

You know what? No. Just no.

I can't even right now with this crap.

Portals and other worlds and...no. I refuse.

I'm not dealing with this.

( ooc: spoilers for the most recent episode of Teen Wolf in the comments )

Right then.

My name is Emma Swan, and I'm the Sheriff here in Storybrooke. You've all met the Mayor, and been given your welcome kits, but if you have any questions, please feel free to ask me, or my deputy, David Nolan.

And if you could all fill this out for me, so I get a feel of who's who, that would be great.

<b>NAME:</b> <b>AGE/DOB:</b> <b>PREVIOUS RESIDENCE:</b> <b>PAST OCCUPATION:</b> <b>ANY SPECIAL SKILLS/ABILITIES:</b> <b>ANY SPECIAL NEEDS:</b> <b>ANYTHING ELSE:</b>


[OOC: Characters, can try to lie, but Emma has had the Blue Fairy charm the form with a spell that prevents people from doing so!]