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May. 18th, 2015


[info]clearmyledger

I'm being stalked by a stray cat.

[info]thefirstavenger

Now this one I did not see coming....

Getting that out of the way, I would like to take a moment to make a formal declaration of thanks to the Storybrooke welcoming committee for helping prevent what could have been a very confusing time, and for providing me with this nice way to get in contact with the general population. I understand that this transplanting process is pretty common here and I have to say I am impressed with the way it's being handled. Having done this on more than one occasion myself, I can tell you it almost never goes this smoothly.

For those of who aren't familiar with me, my name is Steven Grant Rogers, Captain. There's a pretty good chance you might know me more by the work suit than the street clothes, and I apologize for the lack of the latter. I promise it's something I'll fix, since walking around as Captain America doesn't seem like the most comfortable thing in the world. I understand it there's a youth center here as well and a gym? I'd assume that, besides Granny's, this is likely where you can find me easily from time to time.

To those of you who do know me?

Sorry I'm late. You know how us old men can be.

May. 16th, 2015


[info]apointofpride

Well now. Isn't this place charmingly quaint.

May. 11th, 2015


[info]crossyourpath

Nope.

I refuse.

I have not been thrown through some kind of multiverse portal to Maine. Maine

May. 6th, 2015


[info]singlethread

I think it's been long enough that we can all put that movie behind us and say, yes, it was pretty bad. As much as I'd love to live in a world where I just watched Captain America punch people for a few minutes I can't.

Instead of focusing on bad media representations of lives let's enjoy the good ones. Or the ones that are so bad they lead to good moments. Like Spider-man cartoons. Or terrible Punisher movies that just lead to an annoyed Frank swearing when movie!Frank sits down to have dinner with people Frank was urging him, unsuccessfully because it's a movie, to punch.

We all have something to be embarrassed about or not feel too good about. For example, Frank pointed out that this happened. )

May. 3rd, 2015


[info]fixedintime

The last time I was in Maine, I got seafood, rug burn, and third degree burns. I'd say not necessarily in that order, but I think that was how it went.

So far, this is proving a little different. The nuns are a nice touch. Not so crazy about how there's no exit sign, but nothing's perfect.

Nice to meet you, Storybrooke.

May. 2nd, 2015


[info]arsenalroy

You know, I get that it sucks to have the big tentpole blockbuster movie flash your life up for everyone.

But I'm having a hard time feeling that sorry for the movie people when us TV people basically get our lives screwed up every week. So, sorry movie folk. It sucks for you too, but TV people, here's to weekly torture fests. Literally, in a few cases here and there.

How often do comics come out? Like monthly, right? I guess your level of fucked up is closer to us, so Jason and other Roy and all, you get included too.

[info]clearmyledger

NATASHA ROMANOFF
I have a bottle with our name on it, if you're interested.

[info]ifixstuff

AoU Spoilers behind the cut. Proceed at your own risk! )

[info]manonwall

So. I figured after that terrible movie that I owed you a massive apology. Since the pig hasn't magically appeared yet and is probably eating our ship I decided to go with the next best thing.

I totally meant to get something fierce but then this happened:

I've been calling him Cap... )

And I'm sorry I dragged off to see that movie, Daisy.

[info]clearmyledger

Well that was...different.

I think I'm beginning to like how quiet this town is at night. And surprisingly bright with the stars

May. 1st, 2015


[info]avocadoatlaw

voice post

So from my understanding over the time I've spent on Miss Simmons' couch is...pretty much the basics of this place. Alternate universe, my-life-is-a-tv-show I think worse things have happened. Like the voice on this thing that reads back everyone's posts to me. But from what I can tell...the biggest worry in this place is where the bar is and what is going on in everyone's show that I'm not all too worried about anything else. Or trying not to be. I'm Matt Murdock. I'll find my way around this place in no time, just need to get a start.

I think it'll start with not sleeping on Jemma's sofa and finding a place to live.

Apr. 30th, 2015


[info]callmequake

I need a job.

Or I guess I could go to school.

I don't know. It's been a long time since I had no idea what to do next.

Bucky, buy me a puppy.

Apr. 29th, 2015


[info]clearmyledger

[Nat's boys]
Movies Friday?

Apr. 27th, 2015


[info]not_daredevil

I'm very slowly getting acclimated to this place. Too slowly for my own liking but, at least, it's kind of peaceful. I'm sure that means Frank's getting bored but the gun range should keep him busy.

The jokes in my initial post aside, what is Storybrooke's judicial system like? Is there an office I could get a job at or should I see about opening my own?

[info]venomblasts

FILTERED FROM CLINT

Is it weird that I think I found my wedding dress already? I mean Clint and I haven't set a date yet or anything. I just kind of fell in love with it.

I always imagined it would have red in it somehow but I like it this way )

Jan was helping plan but she disappeared. I don't have Carol. It's hard thinking about this stuff. I'm glad we're not rushing it.

[info]wingmans

This loose ends thing isn't working out so well for me, because now I'm just inventing new weird kinds of mug cakes to try in the microwave, and it doesn't work out that well. So I went and got a job counseling at the high school. Not my area, but as much as some of the kids have been through, I figured I might be able to help out a little here and there.

Still way too much free time though. Anywhere around here need volunteer manpower or anything?

Hey, Rogers, you still standing firm on your blackout on your own movie nonsense? Because I'm going to cave, I know it, so I'm going to plan it for when you're not around and then be annoyed about myself. Barnes, you still with me in masochism?

Apr. 25th, 2015


[info]no_breadcrumbs

My name is Gretel. I'm looking for my brother, Hansel. He's light-haired, has gray eyes, heavily armed, and probably very pissed off.

Also, this device is fascinating and all, and your people are very generous, but I have important things to take care of back home. A bag of silver for anyone who can help make that happen.

Apr. 24th, 2015


[info]neverfit

I'm fine. I'm good. I can control it.

Back to pleasantville, I guess. Who's still here?

[ooc: there were some slight vibrations around Skye when she first reappeared, so if you were nearby, you might have felt something, but it wasn't like a townwide earthquake or anything]

Apr. 23rd, 2015


[info]sex_n_violence

So.


Can somebody who doesn't currently want to kill me explain what the hell this place is about? And what do you do when you find out your entire life was nothing but a gratuitous story arc for a really bad TV show...



Please, someone let me out or turn it off. Six hundred years of torture has nothing on this...

Apr. 20th, 2015


[info]not_daredevil

voice post

This definitely isn't home. I don't suppose someone can tell me what's going on or show me around? I would've asked the nun but I already had to ask her to set this device up so I could use it. Tablets are a little lost on me.

Apr. 18th, 2015


[info]thebigcheese

Okay. This was... not what I was expecting?

Apr. 17th, 2015


[info]yellowboxed

seven questions:

1. does anyone have a roommate as hot as mine (hint: no)
2. does this remind anyone of their college days??
3. where are we?
4. who here knows my favorite song (don't be shy!!) no one cares shhhhh
5. what's good here to eat?

Apr. 16th, 2015


[info]singlethread

So. I was going to do something stupid. Like make a mix tape. Then I said to myself, "Peter Parker you aren't in high school!" I also realized my taste in music might be terrible. So I'll settle for being a dork. Hi Gwen.

Now that that's out of the way... I'm a little jealous of all the duplicates running around. Even Bucky-formerly-Cap has a Bucky-potentially-Cap. I think I deserve a Peter Parker duplicate. I want to teach him all I know. Pass on the knowledge that no one will pay you for pictures of Spider-man in this world. They're called selfies here and I invented them.

[info]ex_wintersol227

I still don't like having another version of me running around out there. It's unsettling. How do we differentiate? Is he Bucky or am I Bucky?

Apr. 15th, 2015


[info]likethedisease

[ filtered away from sam; ]

If anyone gets the smart idea to mention this "Supernatural" show to my brother, I will cut your throat. Don't think I won't. I'm not trying to be mean here or anything, but it's just a request. Me, asking a bunch of random people for a favor. He can't know.



[ public; ]

I think I need a job, I'm almost out of beer money. And the locals are starting to catch on that I'm hustling them.

Apr. 14th, 2015


[info]thislooksbad

So, Francis.

Don't panic if you go into the spare room and see a large nuclear spacebomb.

That's just Vladimir. Apparently he showed up while we were out. Try not to get too existential with him. He's got some issues with depression. He's been doing better though. He and Lucky are getting along. Apparently he likes dogs.

...My life is really futzing weird.

By the way? Jess? Vlad's here.

[info]notthecavalry

I need a drink. Who wants to come with?

Apr. 12th, 2015


[info]immockingyou

Magical town in Maine, huh? Well that's something you don't hear of everyday.

Clint, I'm blaming you for this one, mostly because Fury isn't here, otherwise I'd blame him.

Actually, I'll just blame Fury. You get a free pass for today.

[info]callmequake

If I am dead, I am haunting Bucky Barnes for the rest of his life.

I mean, seriously, fairy tales? Where am I really?

Apr. 7th, 2015


[info]manofscience

Alright. So. I'm Doctor Victor Whale, as many of you who've been here for quite sometime know already. Unfortunately, I've never really had the time to get around to actually posting on this lovely little network here, because I've been far too busy making sure that all of you wonderful displaced people get all of the special medical attention that you require.

Speaking of special medical attention, if you're a vampire, remember, you must come down to the hospital and register your name at desk, so that we can put you on the list so you get your blood. And again, sorry, but not really, it's rationed, because we need blood for other important things here too, like life-saving surgery.

Also...Jo, are you pregnant? Because you called out the other day with a "stomach flu", you were pretty mean to me the other day, oh, and your breasts are bigger. Also, I'm a doctor. I notice these things. And, if you are pregnant, I know that boyfriend of yours used to be a vampire, so you might want to check into the possibility that you're carrying an antichrist or whatever other kind of baby former vampires and a witch are capable of making.

Apr. 6th, 2015


[info]manonwall

First thing's first. Is there a Daisy here? If not... she was probably caught in an explosion and that's my fault. I should've taken the shot.

Hi. I'm Bucky Barnes and, yes, I'm actually alive. I think most of you know that.

I've been told, by a nun, there's another Bucky here so we'll probably fight for the name.

[info]thislooksbad

So, anyone want to spar? Shooting's all well and good, but (gasp! yes, Katie-Kate, I'm still me), but I could use a good workout.

Jess, you're not allowed. Whenever we spar, we just end up making out and nothing gets done. And now our son is traumatized

Volunteers? Anyone? I'm bored.

Mar. 30th, 2015


[info]canucklehead

I'm takin' a break for a few days

Nobody panic. I ain't gone, just...shout if you need. I'll hear it.

Mar. 29th, 2015


[info]lanternlight

There are, literally, a thousand other places I'd rather be right now. Why did it have to be Maine?

Mar. 28th, 2015


[info]quartermaster

Well, this is certainly quaint.

I must say the network here is appalling. Simply rubbish. You'd have thought a child made it.

Someone should really fix it.

By which I mean I've already fixed it.

You're welcome.

[info]ifixstuff

Fuck everything.

Will be in the bottom of a bottle if anyone wants to find me or come join me.

Mar. 19th, 2015


[info]fivealarm

When someone tells you not to watch the shit show about your life, listen to them.
I am going to get very very very drunk.

[info]clearmyledger

[Filtered to the 616ers]
How many of you knew about this?

Mar. 16th, 2015


[info]clearmyledger

Этот ублюдок.
Я собираюсь надрать ему задницу, если он возвращается
Я начинаю ненавидеть это место


It appears that Logan was sent home.

Mar. 15th, 2015


[info]galeofwaterdeep

What am I even supposed to say here

Hi, my name is Claire Saunders. I'm a very realistic computer program in a people suit

I like being alone in my room and crying

I hate crowds and being alone and being outside and also everything

I'm afraid of dying but even more afraid of living

No, I think not

Why am I even doing this

The weather seems to be warming up finally. A little, at least. It's funny. I grew up in this part of the country or that's what they programmed me to remember, but I've never really liked the cold much. I suppose that's why I ended up in Los Angeles.

I think I might like it here though, a little. It's better than home. Anything is better than that place and those people and every hellish part of it The hospital is familiar enough, and I like keeping busy. It keeps me from thinking I like it there. Apart from Dr. Whale He's too much like Topher in little ways It makes me want to throw up It's easier not to think about home. But I do wonder what's happening there.

malcolm reynolds.
You're the closest thing I have to a friend here That's probably very sad

I don't like going places by myself. I'm not comfortable with it. But I can't stand being alone in my apartment right now.

Would you like to get a drink?

Mar. 13th, 2015


[info]canucklehead

Kamala )

Peter Parker )

Rogers )

All right folks, figure it's high time we square up. Who's in for Poker?

Thinkin' if you bring your double you get a free buy in.

Stark, you playin' ain't optional. Same goes for you Fury.
Filtered to the 616 )

Mar. 8th, 2015


[info]wingmans

As someone who said he wasn't going to watch the movie nonsense I and people I know am in, and then immediately caved and watched it and wished I hadn't, I think the TV needs some kind of automatic blacklist for all the ads for the new movie that are about to start rolling out. I mean I'm not in them, and I am both glad and sad for that, but it's still enough to get me worried.

I'm pretty sure I used to have self control. Can I blame magic? That's just something you can do automatically here, right? I'm doing it.

You people that have to suffer through a weekly show, you've got my sympathy.

Mar. 7th, 2015

[info]ex_wintersol227

I've finally come to accept the fact that I'm not going to wake up and find a certain someone here. He's gone. He's left. And every time he's come back things have been different. I'm the only one hanging onto something and it's just not happening. It's time to face facts and move on. With that in mind I've decided I should probably start dating or flirting again because why not?

Also, I should probably get a job to afford things.

Also, should I have not announced my intention to get back out there over this thing? That's not normal, right?

Also, how do you flirt?

Also, someone teach me to people.

Also, I want a dog. We can call it my therapy dog and I'll name it, like, Alex or Brock or Steve but none of those names because I just remembered they're terrible. The job will probably need to happen before the dog with the terrible name.

Mar. 5th, 2015


[info]whoandwhatiam

What the hell did I just watch?

God save us from white men and their need to be the center of everything.

kitty2
Seriously? Seriously?

You sent Logan back? That's how it went for you?

Mar. 3rd, 2015


[info]goescommando

So, the way I see it, there are two possibilities at work here.

Either the afterlife is much different than I ever anticipated.

Or, I survived, and Nick has me on the very good drugs.

Knowing that ass, it's the latter.

Mar. 2nd, 2015


[info]clearmyledger

Well I know who I'm blaming for this.

Who does everyone else blame?

Mar. 10th, 2014


[info]guesswhat

If it weren't for Clint I would've gotten the hell outta Dodge a lot sooner.

Mar. 4th, 2014


[info]ironfisting

So, this place is real then.

Not that I thought it wouldn't be. It's hardly the first alternate world I've been to. I just hope that Jess and Luke are here. I'm terrible at socializing with pretty much anyone but them. I think it's mostly because they're used to my personality and make allowances.

I don't normally talk this much.

Feb. 27th, 2014


[info]thislooksbad

So...that was a thing. And this is a thing. A real thing. Good to know.

I'm not making sense.

Futzing hell.

I think I need a doctor. I'm sort of bleeding...everywhere. And I can't

Barn? Please please tell me you're here Jess?

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