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Tags: bucky barnes / winter soldier (mcu), clint barton / hawkeye (mcu), darcy lewis, grant ward, kate bishop / hawkeye (616), maria hill (mcu), melinda may, nick fury, steve rogers / captain america (616), steve rogers / captain america (mcu)

Filtered to Fitz, Simmons, Ward, and Tripp viewable by Clint (mcu)

I know we've all been through a lot over the past few months. We're no longer the cohesive little group I put together. Secrets have come out. Loyalties have been tested. Things have changed between a lot of us but Phil has stood by all of us through it. He's offered us a shoulder to cry on and a sympathetic ear. He sees the best in us when we believe it isn't there.

This party isn't about us and our faults or our feelings. It's about Phil. The least we can do, for him, is to put our differences aside and show up. We can take this day to show him just how much we care and how much he means to us. Afterwards we can all go back to our respective corners.

If you have a problem, bring it to me and I'll help you work out a solution

Tags: grant ward, leo fitz, melinda may

Jul. 6th, 2014

tobeunmade

( Filtered to MCU and 616 and friends - minus Phil )

~~I should have done this a week ago or probably more but I suck at...everything~~

So, Phil's birthday is Tuesday and it's his 50th, so I wanted to do something for that. So, surprise party. Tuesday night. Over at the youth center for space. I talked to Kitty about it and she's fine with letting us use it for the night. I'm going to convince Phil we're going to dinner, just us. Kitty's going to call him with a reason he needs to stop by the center first. He'll say yes because he's Phil.

Everyone should be there around 6:30 to be safe, earlier if you want to help prep. Bring a dish if you want. I'll be getting Phil there about 7. I just really want to do something nice for him.

Oh! And no age jokes.

EDITED TO ADD: Also, if anyone has problems with Grant being there, you can fuck right off and not come. He's going to be there and I am not kicking him out because some people can't get over their issues. He's trying. He's trying damn hard. The least you all can do is do the same and not make a bunch of fucking drama while I'm trying to do something nice for my goddamn husband. Are we clear?

( Barton-Coulson Home for Wayward Spysassins - plus Tony - minus Phil )

I could use your help setting everything up. I'd really appreciate it.

( MCU Steve )

~~I can do this~~ ~~it's for Phil~~ I really hope you come. I know Phil would appreciate it.

Also I was kind of wondering if you'd maybe help with the decorations. I know you're good at art, and since Phil doesn't have his cards any more, I just figured it would be something personal for him.

( Pemberley Hart )

I know we aren't that great yet, but I figured we could get some practice doing some music at this. Plus I kind of wanted to do something for Phil and I'm a sappy asshole so I figured a song could be good. You guys in?

Jul. 4th, 2014

artofthecon

Weirdest birthday ever. Hands down.

Tags: antoine triplett (mcu), arthur, erica reyes, killian jones / captain hook, melinda may, natasha romanoff / black widow (mcu), steve rogers / captain america (mcu)

Jun. 30th, 2014

artofthecon

So I've been poking around this thing for a couple of days.

I can't say I understand how I got here and I can't get over the feeling that I have to make a mission report.

Uh. Hi? I'm Steve Rogers. Is there a manual?

Tags: archie hopper / jiminy cricket, bruce banner / the hulk (616), bruce banner / the hulk (mcu), bucky barnes / winter soldier (mcu), clint barton / hawkeye (mcu), grant ward, jane foster, maria hill (mcu), melinda may, natasha romanoff / black widow (mcu), nick fury, phil coulson (mcu), steve rogers / captain america (616), steve rogers / captain america (mcu), tony stark / iron man, torunn thorsdottir

Jun. 23rd, 2014

I'm starting to think I'm just not roommate material. Which is kind of sad since I think I'm pretty easy to live with. You know what? I didn't want a roommate anyway.

For those of you who knew her, Peggy Carter seems to have been sent home. From the looks of it she wasn't the only one. I'm sorry for that.

Tags: antoine triplett (mcu), cassie sandsmark / wonder girl, darcy lewis, grant ward, jane foster, melinda may, phil coulson (mcu)

Jun. 16th, 2014

tobeunmade

~~So I haven't brought home a stray in at least two weeks and~~ So I was thinking, Katniss has been really great for me. She's an awesome kitten and her grumpy face brings me joy.

So I got you a friend, Grant.

( Meet your new friend )

She seemed sad.

Plus she has three legs and one eye, so you could come up with a name that makes Bucky and Nick make faces. Which is a truly rare opportunity.

Also, Phil, we have another cat.

Tags: bucky barnes / winter soldier (mcu), clint barton / hawkeye (mcu), darcy lewis, grant ward, jessica drew / spider-woman, melinda may, natasha romanoff / black widow (mcu), phil coulson (mcu)

Jun. 5th, 2014

It's amazing how restless someone can get even when they're active 90% of the time.

Someone give me something to do. Or at least something to occupy myself. Please?

Tags: francis barton / hawkeye, grant ward, isaac lahey, jessica drew / spider-woman, melinda may, peeta mellark, peggy carter

May. 29th, 2014

behindtheline

It's my bloody awful luck that the first day I get here and try to start communicating, my technology goes up in smoke. (It wasn't me. Really, now. It wasn't me at all.)

So, if you contacted me on the previous hello ... hello. And I've got my eye on you particularly, Captain Rogers and Sergeant Barnes. I imagine there's a story inherent in your presence not only here but in our future, as well.

Agent May, the pleasure is all mine.

Mr. Ward, I'd like you to pencil me in.

That is that, new neighbors. Agent Carter out (more or less).

Tags: cassie sandsmark / wonder girl, grant ward, jemma simmons, melinda may, nick fury, peggy carter, phil coulson (mcu), steve rogers / captain america (mcu)

May. 18th, 2014

myownmerit

Small town Maine huh? No one offered me a lanyard on a case basis makes this one unique. Too bad, I was kind of digging the lanyard thing. They matched my uniform.

So who all is here? Anyone I know?

[Filter Jemma]

If you're here, want to meet for pancakes?

Tags: antoine triplett (mcu), bucky barnes / winter soldier (mcu), clint barton / hawkeye (mcu), grant ward, jemma simmons, leo fitz, melinda may, nick fury, sterling archer

May. 16th, 2014

I'm thinking of taking up a calming hobby. Something casual and useful but that provides access to weapons at all times, just in case. Crochet hooks can be lethal, yes?

I just feel like I need a weapon comfort zone to transition with.

[FitzSimmons, May]
I saw what happened to you both. I mean not in person, but I read, and considered putting Ward down. Again.

But the call for now is to try to rehabilitate him. He's currently moved in with Barton, Romanoff, and I. But if you need to see me, just let me know and I'll come to you.

I'm sorry for what you went through, even if you haven't experienced it yet. I promise you, here at least, you'll be safe. I know it's empty, but if there's anything I can do, just tell me.
[/Fitzsimmons, May]

Tags: clint barton / hawkeye (mcu), grant ward, loki laufeyson (mcu), melinda may, phil coulson (mcu), roy harper / arsenal, sterling archer

Filtered to Fitz, Simmons, & May.

Barton moved me in with him. Coulson and Romanoff as well.

So I just thought I would go ahead and say my goodbyes in case Natasha murders me in my sleep. Or Coulson decides to enact just revenge.

Tags: grant ward, jemma simmons, leo fitz, melinda may

May. 9th, 2014

I'm going to need several strong drinks.

Tags: darcy lewis, melinda may, nick fury, vex

May. 3rd, 2014

Jemma Simmons

We're going to save Grant.

Tags: jemma simmons, melinda may

May. 2nd, 2014

neededapush

Filtered to Barton, Coulson, & May.

Recommendations?

Tags: clint barton / hawkeye (mcu), melinda may, nick fury, phil coulson (mcu)

Filtered to SHIELD (MCU).

I think we all need to talk.

Tags: clint barton / hawkeye (mcu), grant ward, leo fitz, melinda may, phil coulson (mcu), steve rogers / captain america (mcu)

Apr. 24th, 2014

Filtered to Barton, Coulson, Fitz, May, & Simmons.

First Romanoff, now Rogers. I would bet Fury's going to be next. Frankly, I'm not looking forward to being dragged out of here and throw into middle of that mess, should it happen.

Tags: grant ward, leo fitz, melinda may, phil coulson (mcu)

littlewitch

Filtered to the MCU

So what can you all tell me about this HYDRA stuff you all seem to be yelling at each other about? Generally, people yelling at each other about one thing makes me a little worried.

Tags: emma swan, grant ward, melinda may, phil coulson (mcu)

Apr. 23rd, 2014

huntsvampires

How is it that where I fell asleep last night is completely different than where I woke up?

Tags: abraham lincoln, melinda may, thomas hickey

wingmanning

This has to be some sort of HYDRA plot. I mean, I'm no superhero, but I'm not stupid. Fairytales? Honestly.

The woman who greeted me said some of my friends were here but I almost hope she's wrong. It'd be nice to have people who I trust here. Downside to that being that if I'm right, Steve and Natasha were captured. I need a drink.

Tags: bucky barnes / winter soldier (mcu), clint barton / hawkeye (mcu), grant ward, jemma simmons, maria hill (mcu), melinda may, nick fury, pepper potts, phil coulson (mcu), sam wilson / falcon (mcu), steve rogers / captain america (mcu)

Apr. 16th, 2014

( Cut for Cap 2 Spoilers )

Tags: clint barton / hawkeye (mcu), maria hill (mcu), melinda may, natasha romanoff / black widow (mcu), nick fury, phil coulson (mcu)

Apr. 6th, 2014

I'm neither condoning nor endorsing. But I seem to remember someone mentioning a paintball battle, and I also seem to have found a place that ships supplies in bulk at a discount. Should someone who used to be on my team and currently lives in my apartment have any interest in things I in no way condone.

I spend my days glowering at teenagers who resent me and live with a younger, more attractive man I moved in with after a week. I feel like I should complete the picture of bland midlife crisis by learning to fish or play golf. But considering that means I would have to fish or golf, I'll pass and assume the car completes the picture.

[Fitzsimmons, Ward, May, ETA Fury and Maria Hill]
Come have dinner tomorrow. I want to keep checked in, even with nothing going on. And a night where Fitz has no access to caffeine or liquor while in his lab sounds like a good idea.
[/Team]

[MCU Clint]
I may be going slightly stir crazy.

Tags: alcatraz smedry, clint barton / hawkeye (mcu), melinda may, peeta mellark, phil coulson (mcu)

Apr. 3rd, 2014

ifwehadamonkey

So, I've decided that if I ever have to be murdered, I'd like for Simmons to do it. Best mate privileges.

I'm not drunk either. Just a wee bit buzzed on caffeine.

Tags: clint barton / hawkeye (mcu), jason todd / red hood, jemma simmons, leo fitz, melinda may, phil coulson (mcu), roy harper / arsenal

Mar. 29th, 2014

My life has slipped back into some sort of normal routine and I don't think I like it. I was getting used to going on missions again.

... anyone up for drinks?

Tags: melinda may, phil coulson (mcu)

Mar. 14th, 2014

nothulk

This is the best day known to man.

Not only is it Pi day, it's steak and blowjob day.

Everyone must celebrate one or the other.

Tags: ariadne, bruce banner / the hulk (mcu), camille o'connell, darcy lewis, isaac lahey, lexi branson, maria hill (mcu), melinda may, pepper potts, roy harper / arsenal, tony stark / iron man

Mar. 12th, 2014

Ward

I hate magic. I really do and I'm impressed you've managed to fight the urge to be honest on the net unlike so many others including me.

I want to say something else but I'm fighting that urge.

Director Fury & Maria Hill

It's a good thing Phil was sent back. The magic won't make me tell him.

Tags: melinda may

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Mar. 6th, 2014

Skye was shot twice in the stomach back home. She lost a lot of blood and was in critical condition before I came back here. There's a chance she might not make it. There's a good chance I'm going to try and beat the man who did that to her into a bloody pulp.

Sometimes I miss the person I used to be. I had an easier time connecting with people back then. I was more than cold and people didn't immediately assume the worst about me.

If you don't hear from me for a couple of days assume I drove my fist through my laptop screen in an attempt not to post any more truths.

Tags: darcy lewis, melinda may

Mar. 3rd, 2014

ifwehadamonkey

I'm just going to hide in my lab until this honesty thing is over.

Tags: clint barton / hawkeye (mcu), leo fitz, melinda may, phil coulson (mcu)

Feb. 25th, 2014

Anyone up for a Harold Ramis film festival?

Tags: bilbo baggins, clint barton / hawkeye (mcu), darcy lewis, melinda may, tris prior

Feb. 8th, 2014

I was starting to think this place had just been a dream...

Tags: bruce banner / the hulk (mcu), melinda may, phil coulson (mcu)

Jan. 22nd, 2014

asgardianlegend

It appears I have returned to this place once again. Strange that I had thought it to be a place only of my imaginings, and yet here I am again.

In case I am not remembered, though not much seems to have changed. I am Thor, Son of Odin. I spent time in this place once before. Are any of my friends and allies still present?

Tags: anakin skywalker, bruce banner / the hulk (mcu), laura hale, loki laufeyson (616), loki laufeyson (mcu), luna lovegood, maria hill (mcu), melinda may, tara maclay, thor odinson

Jan. 17th, 2014

Phones that fit in pockets and have computers in them. Pretty sure I woke up in a science fiction comic book. Usually if this happens, someone made a wish or invented a time machine or something.

This is handy though. You can find addresses, and I've got keys.

Fuck this cold though.

Tags: melinda may, phil coulson (mcu)

Jan. 15th, 2014

tobeunmade

This is fucking ridiculous.

( filtered to tasha and nick )

Mayday!

Phil is a fucking teenager.

And he keeps trying to get into my pants.

Badly.

He's seriously terrible at this. How did he ever get laid?

Someone help.

Tags: clint barton / hawkeye (mcu), leo fitz, maria hill (mcu), melinda may, natasha romanoff / black widow (mcu), nick fury

Filtered to Grant Ward

This is probably a BIIIIIIG mistake but I was curious.

Hi. ~~Are you cute?~~ I'm Melinda May. ~~Are you cute?~~ Do you know me?

Tags: grant ward, melinda may

Jan. 13th, 2014

Did I, like, miss something? This totally isn't the Academy.

Tags: lois lane-queen (earth-2), melinda may

Jan. 10th, 2014

doubleoh7

I think I need a drink.

Actually, let me rephrase. I know I need a drink.

And a job, apparently.

Tags: james bond, melinda may

Jan. 7th, 2014

I don't know whether to be relieved or upset that it didn't air.

~~Did we get cancelled?~~

Tags: clint barton / hawkeye (mcu), daisy johnson / quake (mcu), jemma simmons, leo fitz, maria hill (mcu), melinda may, nick fury, phil coulson (mcu)

Dec. 11th, 2013

neverfit

'Sup, Storybrooke? I'm Skye.

It's pretty sad that this isn't even the weirdest part of my day, huh?

Tags: barney barton / trickshot (616), bruce banner / the hulk (mcu), clint barton / hawkeye (mcu), daisy johnson / quake (mcu), grant ward, jemma simmons, leo fitz, loki laufeyson (616), maria hill (mcu), melinda may, phil coulson (mcu)

Dec. 10th, 2013

( Possible Spoilers for AoS in comments )

[Ward]

I wanted to ask you something.

Tags: grant ward, melinda may, phil coulson (mcu)

Dec. 6th, 2013

Filtered to SHIELD and Avengers

When they say 'ball' how formal do you think they mean? Am I going to have to shop for a gown and then ultimately decide not to go?

Tags: maria hill (mcu), melinda may, phil coulson (mcu)

Nov. 26th, 2013

( Possible AoS spoilers under the cut )

Tags: grant ward, maria hill (mcu), melinda may, phil coulson (mcu)

spoiledbat

So, I was flipping through channels tonight and I sort of saw part of your show, Grant. Don't worry. I changed the channel. It seems weird to watch friends' lives.

But I just have to say...congratulations on your abs. They're really impressive.

Are you photoshopped? Because forget six pack. I'm pretty sure you had like...a ten pack or something.

Tags: cassie sandsmark / wonder girl, clint barton / hawkeye (mcu), grant ward, leo fitz, maria hill (mcu), melinda may, nick fury, stephanie brown / batgirl, thor odinson, tony stark / iron man

Nov. 23rd, 2013

accidental voice post.

Great. Plenty of equipment but no connection. Fat lot of good the protocols do me when there's no way to exercise them.

[ inaudible muttered words before he starts speaking normally again. ]

This is the last thing I need right now.

Tags: bruce banner / the hulk (mcu), clint barton / hawkeye (mcu), grant ward, jemma simmons, leo fitz, maria hill (mcu), melinda may, phil coulson (mcu), stephanie brown / batgirl

Nov. 9th, 2013

fixedintime

Well, that one was a fun ride. My nights performing in heels, a push up bra, and a red wig at the Rabbit Hole have come to an end, but Jessica thanks you for your generous patronage.

Roger, my darling, how are you? No bunny tail, I hope?

Tags: arthur, bill compton, jack harkness, melinda may, mickey smith, rose tyler

Oct. 31st, 2013

fixedintime

I was all set on being the Doctor for Halloween, just to see the look on his face when I traded in my coat for his. But then I went another direction. It's Halloween, I should switch it up.

Free sonic screwdrivers to any kids dressed as the Doctor though, I know where he keeps the stash.

Tags: amy pond, arthur, jack harkness, melinda may, the doctor (tenth)

Oct. 30th, 2013

neededapush

Coulson, you realize the proper way to celebrate recovery from being stabbed in the chest by a bad guy is not to get within arm's length of another, right? I would hope you were that intelligent, but all evidence is telling me otherwise.

[ Clint (MCU) ]
So. Are we going to have to talk about the latest arrival, or are you just going to ignore it?

Tags: clint barton / hawkeye (616), clint barton / hawkeye (mcu), maria hill (mcu), melinda may, nick fury, phil coulson (mcu)

Oct. 29th, 2013

alienation

Anyone else going stir crazy because we can't leave and explore the rest of this world, or is it just me?

Tags: adam milligan, amy pond, anakin skywalker, annie cresta, clark kent / superman (man of steel), jim kirk, lois lane-queen (earth-2), melinda may, stephanie brown / batgirl, thalia grace, zoe washburne

Oct. 22nd, 2013

ifwehadamonkey

I would just like to say right now that I am not responsible for any of this. It wasn't me and I'm certain it wasn't Reed Richards and I'm not allowed to meet Tony Stark but I'm guessing it's not him either. So, it's either magic or an unknown source. I'm sorry. I'm sure you all are probably aware of the possibilities. It's just...I'm better with science problems.

I'm Leo Fitz. ~~Where's Simmons? is she here?~~

Tags: bruce banner / the hulk (mcu), jane foster, jemma simmons, leo fitz, luna lovegood, maria hill (mcu), melinda may, natasha romanoff / black widow (mcu), phil coulson (mcu)

Oct. 17th, 2013

nothermione

Oh. Oh my.

This is fascinating. Truly fascinating. I mean, portals, as a scientific construct, certainly have their theoretical grounding. And there was the portal in New York, of course. But it had a defined origin, and a basis in science, albeit somewhat different science than I'm used to. I really would love a chance to get a closer look at Asgardian science. They may call it magic, but it's most certainly a form of science. But the idea of purely magical portals is astonishing. I mean, yes, it does make sense that magic, as it were, would have capabilities outside what science can produce but this is all quite mind-boggling.

Fitz? Are you about? Oh, I do hope so. I swear, I haven't been using any chemicals that could cause this vivid a hallucination. Well, probably not, anyway. You never know. That's the fun of science, isn't it?

Tags: arthur pendragon, emma swan, jemma simmons, melinda may, nick fury, phil coulson (mcu)

Oct. 16th, 2013