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Mar. 10th, 2014


[info]labyrinthine

I don't remember there being a Storybrooke in this part of the state.

But then, I don't remember magic portals being a thing. And I do remember how I got here. So this can't be a dream. Whatever remains, however improbable, and all that, right?

Still doesn't make any sense.

Mar. 7th, 2014


[info]evertheheroine

I spend too much time indoors here. I miss being in space, a lot. I miss Liara. I miss Tali and Garrus. Hell. I miss everything. Except the Earth being on fire and invaded by Reapers.

I'd like to get drunk with someone soon. Any takers?

Mar. 6th, 2014


[info]captainjack_

I can't lie and I feel like I need to confess things.

I need some rum.

Mar. 5th, 2014

[info]intheimpala

It's all my fault.

All the bad stuff. I should have been better, faster, smarter.

[info]babyyvampjess

And I thought I was done with being taken against my will...it sure is nice bein' proven wrong.

[info]reasonbackward

I wish Mycroft would make up his mind where he wants me. Particularly if he's going to drug me and lie to me in order to make it happen.

Which would you rather I deal with first, brother? Magic or Moriarty?

Mar. 4th, 2014


[info]captainjack_

Voice Post.

This wasn't the Caribbean last time, and it isn't this time either, loves.

Oct. 14th, 2013


[info]captainjack_

I was told I probably should take the night off tonight. I have a bottle of rum and... still no ship. I want a ship, but I will have to deal with my rum. Not that rum is a hard thing to have to deal with...

[Filtered to Jessica Hamby]

Care to come over tonight, beautiful?

[info]builttokill

After watching everyone else freak out about their shows and movies or whatever the hell you people are from, I figure I'll offer a hand. If you can't stand not knowing all the shitty things that happen to you and your people, but don't want to watch it go down, I'll watch for you and give you the highlights and lowlights.

Someone else can handle the books and comic books. I'm that big a reader, most of the time.

Oct. 13th, 2013


[info]notwalkerbait

I just realized that it's almost Halloween. Are there any Halloween events here? You'd think that after almost a year of what we've been through, the last thing I'd want to do was go to a haunted house or something, but at least with those, I know it's not real and there's no real danger.

Oct. 10th, 2013


[info]the_gunslinger_

Cry your pardon, but I've a question.

They explained to me that I've gone todash, and while I'm aware such thing is possible, I've done naught to bring on such a state, say true.

So how have I come to be here, I wonder? Explanations would be most appreciated, say thankya.

Oct. 9th, 2013


[info]canucklehead

You gotta be fuckin' kidding me...

God damn it

Oct. 7th, 2013


[info]captainjack_

What even is going on here.

I think this calls for more rum.

Oct. 5th, 2013


[info]holeyone

Er, what?

Fairly sure I didn't have the same bits when I went to sleep last night.

Oct. 4th, 2013


[info]soverypretty

All right, 'nuff's enough. Some of you may know me, and others not so much. The name's Malcolm, but you can call me Mal. I used to be the Captain of a transport ship, once upon a time and, well, seein' as there ain't n space travel, money's runnin' low and as I got a powerful need to eat, I gotta find myself some kind of workin' to get to. Seein' as it's gotta be honestI don't have the most varied set of trades in the whole wide world, lets keep this real simple.

I'm a fine courier, takin' things from point A to point B is kinda what I do and, while I understand that there's a post office in town, if you can't be bothered to make the run and just need somethin' delivered real quick, you just go ahead and give a shout. We'll figure out payment and then you can consider the job good and done. That bein' said, of the fine eateries in town are in need of deliverin' folk, that works too.

Filtered away from all legal types and law enforcement. )

Lookin' forward to workin' for you fine and colorful folk real soon.

Oct. 3rd, 2013


[info]rednecksavior

I think I'm heading over to the bar.

[Rick]
I uh need some advice.

Sep. 19th, 2013


[info]captainjack_

Talk Like a Pirate Day.

I think I need a drink.

Sep. 16th, 2013


[info]captainjack_

[Filtered to Jessica Hamby]

Jessica, love.

I miss you.

[info]bornwithmagic

According to the internet Thursday is Talk Like a Pirate Day.

There are a number of other days..some more strange than others. Bubble Wrap Appreciation Day but I'm not sure what that is. Salami Day. I think I can get behind National Cheeseburger Day though. Which is Wednesday. In case anyone was interested.

Sep. 14th, 2013


[info]captainjack_

Elizabeth is gone...

This is almost as bad as when she burned the rum.

Aug. 22nd, 2013


[info]seek_redemption

I feel I ought to make an effort in using this device, as I suppose it would be considered more or less a modern means of introduction?

My name is James Norrington and I look forward to meeting others who also have found themselves unexpectedly relocated. I have every intention of making a productive contribution to what is a most pleasant little town, however I'm afraid the vessels I'm most accustomed to sailing have been rendered outdated by the standards of the current century.

Aug. 20th, 2013

[info]sailorsuited

I know they were making a Sailor V movie, but I just found out there's a Sailor Moon anime...

... no way! How did they know all this?

Aug. 14th, 2013


[info]samshifts

Never thought I'd feel safer being in a pirate bar than at my home I liked my night off but I'm glad to be back at work tonight.

[Private to The Hanged Man owners]
I forgot to mention that I can't work full moon's. Well I can but I'd rather not. Too tempting to shift those nights Any other nights I'm good though.

[Private to Captain Jack Sparrow and Jo Harvelle]
If either of you want a night off and the bosses are alright with it, I'll cover.

[Claudine Crane]
Have you talked to Sookie lately? I died Eric's here

[Eric Northman]
I didn't know I wouldn't have asked her too

Aug. 8th, 2013


[info]captainjack_

This YouTube thing is highly disturbing.

Aug. 7th, 2013


[info]captainjack_

Elizabeth is a cruel, cruel woman.

She forced me to watch four movies.

[info]thedreamwastrue

S'il vous plaît! ...please! Please, I - Je ne comprends pas. I do not understand. I read the note they gave us, but it makes so little sense.

Please, could someone explain what has happened?

[info]yourqueen

I'm sure all of you have noticed the influx of animals onto the town streets. It seems they were released from the animal shelter by persons unknown. Unfortunately, it also seems that the town sheriff and her deputy are averse to actually doing their jobs, as they have yet to round up the animals still free. Anyone who spots a stray animal or has information regarding the culprit, feel free to call the sheriff department anytime.

Those of you who have picked up animals off the street, congratulations on the new members of your family. The state of Maine requires that all dogs be licensed, and the town code additionally requires cats to be licensed pets as well.

You can find the requisite forms on storybrooke.gov, including information about rabies shots, other vaccinations, population control, and the spaying/neutering services offered through the town animal shelter. There is a fee - $5 to $12, depending on the animal.

Please keep in mind that town code also requires animals to be collared and leashed in public. Thank you.

Aug. 6th, 2013


[info]captainjack_

Elizabeth!

On the way home from work, I found this. Can we keep it?

Aug. 7th, 2013


[info]canucklehead

So. I've got a funny story.

A guy goes out for a beer because he can't stand looking at his apartment walls anymore, and not only does he step in crap, but this mutt starts following him all over town.

You see the part where it's funny right?

Yeah. Me either.

Aug. 4th, 2013


[info]captainjack_

[Filtered to Jessica Hamby]

Did you know there are movies about me, love?

Aug. 1st, 2013


[info]captainjack_

[Filtered to Elizabeth]

I miss you, my dear. Where have you been hiding?

[info]captainisabela

Tomorrow will be what you all refer to as a Friday, which means you'll be let out of work in preparation for a relaxing weekend.

Conveniently enough, tomorrow night is also the grand opening of the new tavern, The Hanged Man. Call it destiny, convenience, or excellent planning, it doesn't matter. Come and join us for a night of debauchery frivolity and good company!

Also, you shall all have the utmost pleasure of hearing the bard, Leliana, entertain. It's certainly not something to be missed.

[Jo Harvelle, Captain Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth Swann, & Jessica Hamby]
Please come an hour or so before opening so we can have a small chat about how the evening go.
[Hook]
I had a thought today.

You and me.

The bar counter.

I don't feel like it needs further elaboration.
[Jefferson]
I know you were rather helpful with helping this project of Hook's and mine come together. If there's anything I can do to return the favor, you let me know.

Jul. 29th, 2013


[info]laysister

Voice Recorder (Active)


› User posted via MS Paint.

Jul. 28th, 2013


[info]captainjack_

My dear Elizabeth has informed me that I need a job and that working in a bar is a bad idea.

Suggestions?

Jul. 27th, 2013

[info]queenswann

Is there a Captain Hook here? I've been told he has a ship. If not him, are there any possible jobs open on a ship? I doubt my etiquette and proper lady skills will get me anywhere.

Also Captain Isabela.

Jul. 26th, 2013


[info]mollycarpenter

I used to love summer. The heat, the trips to the lake, the barbeques, going to the pool, all that stuff. Now every time I step outside, I'm just like "ugh, everything about this is terrible, why is this happening to me?"

Jess, sweetie, just let me know if I'm keeping the apartment too oppressively cold. If it starts to drive you nuts, I can just get a window unit for my room.

Related: I worked with the boss and got a specialty drink added to our otherwise unpretentious menu - the Fresh Berry Daiquiri. I made my own sweet berry puree, added ice and rum, threw it in a blender, and it turned out beautiful. All you afternoon drinkers should come have one while it's all stupid hot and I'm working the early shift.

[info]sneakybastard

This is so cool.

Jul. 25th, 2013


[info]louisianaqueen

William Darcy and Lizzie Bennet.
Guess what!

As soon as I've got a steady income coming back in, I'm buying a domain. I miss my vlog.

[info]captainjack_

[Filtered to Jessica Hamby]

My dear Jessica...

I rather enjoyed the time we spent together, perhaps we could do it again?

And, love...

I do have a question for you, my dear.

[info]womanwithastory

That's the last time I go camping with a bunch of men.

I think I need a drink.

[info]ironpatriot

I get to blame Stark for this, right?

[info]captainisabela

I appear to have run out of clothing. Not that I had much to begin with.

Otherwise I'll just walk around naked. While I don't find that an issue, I know some more prudish people in this place do and I find dealing with the city guard tiresome. So to avoid a scene, would anyone be kind enough to spare me some clothing until I can clean what I do have?

[info]swoopingbad

Right then, does anyone know where to find the chantry board?

Jul. 22nd, 2013


[info]captainjack_

I need rum.

Please tell me the rum isn't gone.

[info]queenswann

VOICE POST

[ooc: voice post]

Is this do I just speak into bloody he---

Hello?

[info]captainjack_

Voice Post

....this is not the Caribbean, loves.

Jul. 10th, 2013


[info]littlewitch

Right then.

My name is Emma Swan, and I'm the Sheriff here in Storybrooke. You've all met the Mayor, and been given your welcome kits, but if you have any questions, please feel free to ask me, or my deputy, David Nolan.

And if you could all fill this out for me, so I get a feel of who's who, that would be great.




[OOC: Characters, can try to lie, but Emma has had the Blue Fairy charm the form with a spell that prevents people from doing so!]
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