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May. 2nd, 2014


[info]lavictoire

Today is my birthday.  If I were home, I'd be turning twenty-two- yet, by the calendar here, I should only be fourteen.  [...]  Needless to say, I'm still counting by the calendar back home.  I've no desire to return to my teenage years.  Time-shifting magic is [...] certainly something that takes getting used to.

Apr. 27th, 2014

[info]estrangedsister

[Filtered to HP people]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I assume we're safe to use magic in front of muggles here?

Apr. 18th, 2014


[info]freddlesweasley

[Filtered away from Mayor Mills]

Word of warning -- do not prank the Mayor. She does not appreciate it.

[/end]

Apr. 15th, 2014


[info]ossified

We'll be having a spring open house at the library this week. There will be extra books for sale to raise money and there will also be snacks. In addition, there will be applications for anyone interested in jobs here. Everyone is more than welcome to come.

I've been told there are some people in town who are afrai wary of librarians. I promise that I don't mean anyone any harm. I just really love books and want to encourage everyone to appreciate them. I hope we'll see some people there this weekend.

Apr. 13th, 2014


[info]lavictoire

It has been three months since I last visited my grandmother in Paris, but I am quite certain that the city did not look this way before.  Have the goblins switched around my portkey?

Apr. 11th, 2014


[info]thethief

I just saw a porn title called Buttcheeks Aquiver.

What's the best porn title you've ever seen?

Apr. 8th, 2014


[info]notdaunted

Parker is my new favorite person.

She set up two zip lines and I think we should get a group of people together and go zip lining.

Apr. 6th, 2014


[info]freddlesweasley

[OOC: Backdated to shortly after this.]

( Filtered to Lily Evans )

Lily...

I gave the Mayor Ton-Tongue Toffee.

I am not sure if shes going to eat it.

I think I might get into trouble.

[info]fairestone

The stories don't really get anything right, but if anyone has an easy line on mice that sew, they can come and patch my clothes, because my fingers are all needle pricks already, and I only barely started.

I miss having everything on the internet. It was strange seeing people from fictional worlds show up, but I liked being able to look it up so I didn't ask anyone uncomfortable things about their lives. Sometimes things pop out of my mouth before I think them through.

Emma, do you want to have lunch today, and catch up?

Mar. 31st, 2014


[info]jawsthatbite

`1234
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QWeRTY
CHarlie$% Charlie!!


Hello?

You can't be serious. I mean... Weirdest. Kidnap. Ever.

What the hell?

Mar. 27th, 2014


[info]onceaknight

Happy birthday to me!

Who got me presents?

Mar. 23rd, 2014

[info]misplacedwolf

Today I got called an old maid by one of our regulars.

I'm 25 not 85. Just because everyone I'm closest to are getting together and having babies and getting married doesn't make me an old maid.

...I love my friends but god I need some single ones.

Mar. 7th, 2014


[info]ofarendelle

[Accidental Voice Post]

[Anna is babbling.]

Am I using this right? I've never seen anything like this before. Or even heard of a place called Storybrooke, Maine. Is that some kingdom near the Southern Isles? That's where my fiance's from. My fiance, Prince Hans.

Oh! Hi everyone! I'm Princess Anna of Arendelle. This is a really nice place, but I need to get back to Aredenlle. My sister froze it over with her ice powers, and it's now winter. In the middle of the summer. But she threw me out when I tried to get her to come back with me...

Has anyone seen anyone named Elsa around here? Or a grumpy blonde guy named Kristoff with a reindeer. The reindeer's name is Sven.

Or even a talking snowman named Olaf?

[info]thethief

If anyone's missing anything, I probably have it. I stole it. Your security is really awful.

[info]fairytalequeen

The more people show up here, the more I realize that I'm not qualified to run things. I have a heart that people don't really see, because I don't want them to see. I don't believe in things like happily ever after, or love anymore. Not romantic love. The only person that matters is my son, but I wish it had been different sometimes.

As soon as this honesty thing stops, anyone who brings this up to me in person is not going to like me afterward.

Mar. 6th, 2014


[info]aimed_curse

I hate that this place keeps sending my friends back home and that the one person I want to come through more than anything so that I can actually get to know him hasn't.

[Fred Weasley]
I'm not coming in tomorrow.

[Sirius Black]
I just realized what tomorrow is. None of your excuses Sirius. We both need to be available if James needs distracting or company or anything.

[Marlene McKinnon]
I'm sorry I've been so busy lately. We should do something. Just the two of us.

[Regulus Black]
You're not as awful as I thought you'd be because of your House and what I'd heard about you.

[info]freddlesweasley

I hate that I would have died if I had remained home much longer. I don't hate this because I fear dying, I hate this because I don't want to be the cause of grief for my family and friends. I hate how it affected George.

I am glad I am here, though, because it gives me a little extra time. Even though George isn't here and it feels like a part of me is missing. I'm still glad.

Feb. 22nd, 2014


[info]freddlesweasley

Ron is gone.

Why do my siblings always leave me?

Feb. 21st, 2014


[info]briarpatches

I don't see why anyone would want to do this, but maybe it'll bring in some more money

P3 is sponsoring a speed dating event next Tuesday night. Although we're we normally cater to the under-21 crowd, all ages are welcome to attend. For those who are unaware, the way speed-dating works is that you will fill out a form with a little information about yourself. You will then be given the info on 3 people who will be chosen mostly at random. Perhaps you'll make a new friend or even meet your new soul mate. God, this is stupid

P3 Employees
If any of you would like to participate, let me know and I'll see what I can work out with the schedules.

[info]aimed_curse

[Filtered to Marlene, Dorcas, Teddy, Fred, Catty, Jane, Lydia, Rose, Bonnie, Katniss and Piper]

Oh bugger all I meant to do this before today I know it's last minute but James and I are getting married tomorrow and I'd really love it if you were there.

[Marlene and Dorcas]
I've spent the past two days trying to figure out which of you to ask I can't choose so I'm just going to ask both of you - be my Maid of Honor?

Feb. 15th, 2014


[info]lcastellan

So now that Valentine's Day is over, what do poeple do around here? I mean, I'm back from the dead, apparently, I should try to take advantage of it.

[info]fallengoddess

I'm back!!!!! So who missed me!


You know, I'm happy this place wasn't just some crazy dream. I'm actually kind of glad to be back. Just wish it would have decided to bring me back for Valentine's Day. I bet I missed all the fun!

Feb. 12th, 2014


[info]heartofaprince

[Filtered to magic-wielding people]
Hello, my name is Aladdin. From what I understand, there are people here who have Genie-like powers?

If you do, I was wondering if I could ask a favor — you do not need to do it, but if you did I would be in your debt.

Since it seems as though we're stuck here until further notice, and Valentine's Day is coming up in a few days, I wanted to do something special for my wife, Jasmine. She misses home, and I think that's the hardest part about being here for her. Plus Rajah. So, I was hoping to make our apartment look more like our palace back home?
[/ ]

Feb. 10th, 2014


[info]freddlesweasley

Luna's gone...

Maybe she'll come back again.

Feb. 9th, 2014


[info]notmrpond

Walking home tonight, after my shift, I almost slipped on a patch of ice a block away from my apartment. If I'd slipped I most likely would have fallen on my arse and with my luck I probably would have broken my tailbone. Imagine working at the hospital then being brought into the ER not even twenty minutes later. I'm just glad I managed not to fall.

Feb. 4th, 2014


[info]freddlesweasley

Has anyone seen Hermione?

I kind of need Hermione.

Feb. 3rd, 2014


[info]hitslikeagirl

Wotcher, Storybrooke! I'm having a party on February 14th for those of us singles about town who don't want to be around annoyingly sappy couples. Details forthcoming. RSVP here if you want to come.

Jan. 17th, 2014


[info]mischiefgod

My brother has taken his leave, for those who know him.

If he reappears as his younger self, no one tell him he can't have dessert first. He'll just tell you he's Odinson and can have whatever he wants.

What to do with myself now, without a constant watchdog? I'll need a hobby.

[Filtered to Nick Fury, edited in later]
Your baby bird will likely be here later, if you'd like to bring him back to the nest before he throws himself at the whole of the building.

Jan. 14th, 2014


[info]getyourway

This does not look like Paris. Nor is this little box something I've ever used before.

I suppose I will not be making my meeting this afternoon.

Jan. 8th, 2014

[info]gingerwizard

Ah, bollocks, I haven't messed up apparating this bad in years!

at least I'm not splinched

Jan. 7th, 2014


[info]fallengoddess

[Blocked from Storybrooke Officials and Fairytale Folk]
Hey...does anyone know if the curfew thing is still in effect? I haven't heard anything but I have no idea if the witch mayor has eased up on the rules any?
[/Block]

[Filtered to Fred Weasley]
Question for you my magical friend. I miss the old dance club I went to back home. They don't have anything like that here except those silly youth center things. Is there a way to set something up that no authorities could see? I mean if the mayor hasn't lightened up on all the rules.
[/Filter]

Does anyone know if that P3 club is for like 18 and younger? I'm doubting it but I figure it would be worth a shot.

[Filtered to Serena Killingsworth]
I want to dance. I miss Planet Bang. So. Much.
[/Filter]

[Filtered to Tim Drake]
So the ball was fun. I had a good time. We should hang out again.
[/Filter]

Jan. 5th, 2014


[info]misterpadfoot

[Voice Post]

TEST.

HOW IS THIS A TELEPHONE? I KNOW WHAT THOSE LOOK LIKE. THIS LOOKS LIKE AN AMBITIOUS PETROL LIGHTER.

HOW MUCH DID I DRINK LAST NIGHT?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DON'T HAVE to yell?

Oh. Well that's a bit easier on the head, anyway.

This is mad.

WHAT did I drink last night?

If I'm dead, I'm going to be brassed the last thing I saw was the underside of a coffee table.

((OOC: Caps section is, obviously, yelled like an idiot.))

[info]freddlesweasley

With George being gone, I am finding myself in need of some staff for Weasley Wizarding Wheezes. If anyone is interested, please feel free to let me know.

Jan. 4th, 2014

[info]ap_prophet

You know what's sad?

When strange shit just doesn't seem strange anymore.

I remember a time in my life where the concept of adding both vanilla flavoring and cherry to cola kind of freaked me out. Now it's kinda like: oh, man, angels and demons exist? Yeah. Of course. Spells to make people be able to communicate with dogs? Psh. Duh. Whatever. I can look that up while I'm eating my Chex in the morning.

End up in Weirdsville Maine as opposed to Kansas in the space of less than a second without so much as blinking?

Fine. Whatever. Cool.

Bring it on.

Now. Where can I get some cherry vanilla coke?

Jan. 1st, 2014


[info]arwenundomiel

A New Year has begun. I have seen so many that they scarcely have any significance to me anymore, although perhaps I should savor the ones that remain, as my mortal life draws near.

Are you truly joyous that a New Year has begun? Or do you feel the weight of time bearing down on your shoulders? These are things I have never considered before, I fear.

Dec. 29th, 2013


[info]regulusablack

I was given this... thing by someone and I'm not entirely sure why the letters on it are scrambled and they told me where I live now, but I'm pretty sure I'm not... where I was meant to end up. Not that I suppose I really should complain, all things considered. I just don't think I've ever heard of an afterlife quite like this. Suppose I should be glad there aren't little red things with pitchforks.

I'm surprisingly still soaked to the bone and I haven't quite found the flat I'm supposed to be staying at. I wonder if you can still do magic when you're dead, but my wand didn't follow me here. I suppose it wouldn't through, would it?

Dec. 27th, 2013


[info]finnthegomo

I think I was just like, in a cookie coma or something dudes. It TOTALLY wasn't my fault though. People just kept like, giving bags of cookies to me and stuff, so like what was I supposed to do y'know? I had no choice but to eat them all and hide from that crazy little elf thing. It like, kept surprising me and stuff, being a festively secretive. Elves are terrifying. I mean... IT NEVER BLINKED!!!

But I'm pretty sure I've got like this whole holiday thing down. So check it:

Christmas = totally some Jesus dudes birthday but like, people give presents to each other, which is like seriously not cool and unfair to Jesus. I mean.. it's his birthday. I'd be totally bummed if on my birthday I was the only one NOT getting presents.

New Year's = It's, y'know, a new year and stuff. OH! And at midnight everybody starts kissing strangers. Which honestly guys, is like the best. holiday. ever. created.

Dec. 23rd, 2013


[info]freddlesweasley

Filtered to Luna Lovegood )

Dec. 21st, 2013

[info]misplacedwolf

I've been kissed so many times these past couple of days, I'm starting to get a complex.

I've no date for the ball but that's for the best. I like being able to dance with many different people.

My dress. )

Yes, it's red. What did you expect?

Dec. 18th, 2013


[info]lunatink

So this place wasn't a hallucination? And I am... here again? Well bother. I was supposed to be getting ready for my portkey to Gerês. I suppose these portals won't allow that.

Are there still people I know here? I do not know how long it has been since I have been here. Are there very many changes?

Dec. 17th, 2013


[info]freddlesweasley

I seem to have misplaced Luna...

[info]freddlesweasley

In the spirit of Christmas, Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes will have Christmas themed items.

Most are prank items, but some are not.

They're fifty percent off.

Dec. 12th, 2013


[info]lunatink

The mistletoe is infested with nargles. I don't advise standing under it.

Dec. 8th, 2013


[info]nothulk

Why do I get the feeling that something strange might happen for Christmas?

It's the vibe I'm getting from this place.

Dec. 5th, 2013


[info]freddlesweasley

George is gone.

Why is George always gone?

[Filtered to Cora Hale]

It seems as though I am in definite need of help at the shop now.

Can you start tomorrow?

[Filtered to Luna Lovegood]

Do you want a roommate, by any chance?

Dec. 3rd, 2013


[info]freddlesweasley

[Filtered to George Weasley]

Can we hire a girl named Cora to help out at the shop occasionally?

Dec. 4th, 2013

[info]littlehale

I need a job.

Would anyone be willing to hire a teenager with slight anger issues, a severe aversion to fire and a Hopefully temporary inability to work during a full moon?

Nov. 26th, 2013


[info]freddlesweasley

[Filtered to the Harry Potter people]

I think we need to have a movie watching extravaganza on Thursday. Food and movies. And booze.

Who's in?

Nov. 23rd, 2013


[info]aimed_curse

It’s almost too quiet for me to study I never really thought about how often I listened to the radio while doing my homework until now. And if I hear one more of those television ministers talking about magic being a tool of the devil I’m going to throw something through the screen

[Private to James Potter]
Let’s do something tonight. Even if it’s just sitting in your flat talking. I’m not ready to talk to Teddy again yet and it's hard not to when we're both at home

[Private to Teddy Lupin]
I’m sorry I know I’ve been avoiding you lately Teddy, I just don’t know how to handle what you told me yet. About my dying.

[Private to Belle]
I think I’ve changed my mind about wanting to read those books so please don’t worry about looking for them on my behalf.

Nov. 12th, 2013


[info]freddlesweasley

[Filtered to George Weasley]

Will you go get me some tequila? I have to watch a few movies, and I have a feeling that some tequila is in order.

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