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Now that I am feeling a little more like my usual self, I want to thank whoever it was who got me to the hospital when I arrived.* My memory is still kind of fuzzy, so I'm sorry I don't remember your name, but I really appreciate you helping me.

For everyone else, hi, I'm Jill! I'm 16 years old I think and I grew up near Detroit, Michigan. This whole thing still feels kind of unreal, but I guess I should be grateful to the portal thing for getting me out of a pretty bad situation. The doctors have cleared me to start school on Monday, so I guess I'll be seeing some of you there.

Has anyone seen Skye? I went to her place to deliver some tech and she isn't there. She didn't come to work either. I hope she's okay. I watched her show. Please let her just be somewhere else in town

As spring rapidly approaches and season finales of tv shows come on, I'd just like to reiterate the suggestion to NOT watch your tv show if it exists. This seems to be the time of the year where things get rapidly worse for people. Yes, Barry, I am talking to you.

Today is my mom's birthday, well later today. I miss her. I am going to play poker and drink fancy cocktails in her honor. Whose with me?

You know what's kind of weird?

Finding pictures of yourself on half the products in the grocery store. That's pretty weird. Although those cool ranch Doritos aren't half bad.

Any good suggestions for vegetarian or vegan restaurants?

Okay.

So.

Sorry if I freaked anyone out when I got here.

But where the heck well he can't yell at me for this so hell is Storybrooke and why can't I leave? I don't feel the pack I can't feel Adam and now

So. I was going to do something stupid. Like make a mix tape. Then I said to myself, "Peter Parker you aren't in high school!" I also realized my taste in music might be terrible. So I'll settle for being a dork. Hi Gwen.

Now that that's out of the way... I'm a little jealous of all the duplicates running around. Even Bucky-formerly-Cap has a Bucky-potentially-Cap. I think I deserve a Peter Parker duplicate. I want to teach him all I know. Pass on the knowledge that no one will pay you for pictures of Spider-man in this world. They're called selfies here and I invented them.

I'm quitting school.

It's moronic. I'm never going to catch up to everyone my age.

I'll just get a job.

[ filtered away from sam; ]

If anyone gets the smart idea to mention this "Supernatural" show to my brother, I will cut your throat. Don't think I won't. I'm not trying to be mean here or anything, but it's just a request. Me, asking a bunch of random people for a favor. He can't know.

[ public; ]

I think I need a job, I'm almost out of beer money. And the locals are starting to catch on that I'm hustling them.

Whenever I see one of those stupid commercials for that Avengers movie, all I can think of is how I miss my mom

It's weird, not having America here. I kind of miss her particular brand of charm and all. Or I guess most people wouldn't call it charm so much as terrifying personality. But I miss her. I miss most of the group that isn't here. Even David I keep kind of hoping Eli will show up so we can all know he's okay. Mom too. I mean, don't get me wrong. I'm happy here and I'm really grateful for the people I do have. I just miss some people.

Crowley?! If this is your idea of a joke....

This isn't why I summoned you! I summoned you to save my brother

Send me back and bring Dean back or I swear to god I'll fucking kill you!

Hello?

Let me guess. A found a way to induce hallucinations now. None of this is actually real, is it?

Right then.

My name is Emma Swan, and I'm the Sheriff here in Storybrooke. You've all met the Mayor, and been given your welcome kits, but if you have any questions, please feel free to ask me, or my deputy, David Nolan.

And if you could all fill this out for me, so I get a feel of who's who, that would be great.

<b>NAME:</b> <b>AGE/DOB:</b> <b>PREVIOUS RESIDENCE:</b> <b>PAST OCCUPATION:</b> <b>ANY SPECIAL SKILLS/ABILITIES:</b> <b>ANY SPECIAL NEEDS:</b> <b>ANYTHING ELSE:</b>


[OOC: Characters, can try to lie, but Emma has had the Blue Fairy charm the form with a spell that prevents people from doing so!]