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Somebody has approximately five seconds to explain why I'm here and not at my wedding.

Maker's breath I must say, this place is fascinating. If rather inconvenient

But then, I suppose life never goes quite how one might wish.

( potential trigger warnings for abuse and torture )

Hello, my name is Sydney.

Assuming what I've been told is true and that I really have been transported to small town Maine in another reality that is similar, but not the same as my own and I'm not in the middle of a very vivid hallucination, I have a very important question.

Where can I get a really good cup of coffee? Preferably a large one.

You know I'm actually a little disappointed I haven't found any of the themed Doritos this time around.

(I bought some anyway, for the record)

MCU
Assuming everyone hasn't already spread to the four corners of the world, I'm thinking that the Avengers and Co. should Assemble for a barbecue or something before whatever happens happens with the movie that we're all trying to ignore.

That includes anyone on the sidelines fortunate enough not to be a part of the whole mess.

How about it? Takers?

This place is giving me a headache. All of the temporal inconsistencies. How do you all not tear each other apart?