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heeeeey. so civil war. it blows.

but i'm experienced and wise so i'm taking small voluntary donations to tell people how it'll end. or not small donations. cash and objects of value only, no credit or bitcoin or whatever. i have standards.

tommy industries is not responsible for any weeping or yelling or dramatic punching that happens after we inform you of what the fuck happens. it's not our fault that your life sucks, we're just helping you stay informed.

did you know if you turn a mixer up high when you're trying to mix stuff for cookies the flour can hit the ceiling? because now i know that and the ceiling is white.

Since we're all talking about that trainwreck trailer apparently.

Can I just ask why Tony Stark is talking about responsibility and gun control and stuff but thinks it's a good idea to let a twelve year old fight in a superhero deathmatch?

How is that responsible? Did he change his name to Batman when nobody was looking?

Let's discuss.

Well this certainly brought back some memories. Do people here spend a great deal of time making videos?

I'm taking the Bens to the movies today. Loki, you can come with if you want but I'm sitting between you and tall Ben.

I will also be pretending that trailer doesn't exist and there isn't a 12 year old me running around in another dimension. Nope. Nu-uh. It didn't happen.

I hate the internet right now. Hate it so much. If anyone wants me I'll be... well I'll be hiding so don't want me. Sorry for any minor tremors anyone might have felt. I didn't mean it and it won't happen again.

So who wants to help me supe up my wheelchair?

I think I've finally gotten the hang of using it.