It's waaaaaay too damn quiet around here. Like, really.
Or have we all just settled into lives here, accepted the weird-ass shit that happens (which thankfully hasn't happened in a while. May I miss having boobs that was fucking awesome), and just decided that this is life now?
...Huh.
If I say something needs to blow up or something for a bit of excitement, that does not mean that if something blows up I had anything to do with it.