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Okay.

What fresh Hell is this. A new condo level?

This definitely isn't home. I don't suppose someone can tell me what's going on or show me around? I would've asked the nun but I already had to ask her to set this device up so I could use it. Tablets are a little lost on me.

This again? Really?

Peter, you'd better be around or I'm going to destroy something be pissed.

Oh. Oh my.

I had forgotten about this.

Fitz? Are you still here? I do hope you are.

The thing is, I really did mean to post to this sooner, but I found a man in a dumpster just after I arrived. And he had a rather alarming number of injuries, which was really very worrisome when you take the dumpster into consideration. And the sensible thing to do seemed to be to take care of him first.

So he's on the sofa. My sofa, obviously. It was a bit difficult getting him back, but I managed. He's resting now.

I'm going to stay very calm because I just got my daughter to sleep.

Where the fuck am I? and who do I have to punch to get sent home?

Luke? Danny?