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okay I need money. will do the following:
1. naked dancing.
2. semi-naked dancing. (will provide costume but will steal costume)
3. naked posing.
4. speed reading (doesn't have to be naked)
5. catch bad guys except the mini loki because people like him for some reason
6. laps
7. eat
8. porn
9. make fun of stuff billy does.
10. run faster than you.

someone give me money.

i don't want to work.

((Edited in later))
11. my own talk show. someone give me a talk show.