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Well, it's Christmastime again.
And during this season, it is important to remember that "Santa" is a CIA-created myth. "Santa" is actually drugged government bears. If you see "Santa", run screaming into the night. "Santa" probably won't harm you, but it's always best to run screaming from the unknown. And from the known. Generally, running screaming is fantastic exercise. If you can't run, I would recommend aggressively refusing to believe "Santa" is there. That usually works.
You can now return to your regularly, or perhaps irregularly, scheduled lives.
And during this season, it is important to remember that "Santa" is a CIA-created myth. "Santa" is actually drugged government bears. If you see "Santa", run screaming into the night. "Santa" probably won't harm you, but it's always best to run screaming from the unknown. And from the known. Generally, running screaming is fantastic exercise. If you can't run, I would recommend aggressively refusing to believe "Santa" is there. That usually works.
You can now return to your regularly, or perhaps irregularly, scheduled lives.