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Really hope I don't gotta worry about going in to work. Hard enough getting around in a wheelchair. Pretty sure I can't dodge zombies in it.

In case you didn't get the memo, we apparently have zombies. So, be careful out there. Don't get bit. Probably don't go out unless you're a really good shot or have someone with you who is.

Are you freaking kidding me?

Someone tell me how to kill these things. I'm guessing a silver stake in the heart won't get it done.

Perfect excuse for a zombie movie marathon, y/y?

Purely for research, of course.

( SYDRIAN )

Even you can't argue that, Sage.

Oh, good, zombies. I was just thinking to myself, you know, I haven't seen zombies in years, we should have zombies. Who says wishes don't come true?

...So I just blew up a couple of zombies. That was.. ew. I know I should be freaking out, but I'm kinda not. Is that weird? Yeah, that's weird. I'm gonna go to the rooftop and pick some off and try and thin the herd from there, so don't go wigging out too much when you hear more fireworks and other explody type things. Kay? I promise, I'm just doing controlled shots, maybe some one hit kills. Not going for mass destruction. It just might get loud. and messy. Not debris messy but "oh look there are zombie guts on my car messy".

And if anyone needs to go out in this mess and wants the added firepower or need me to go paffing some major distractions, let me know.

So. Zombies. Thanks, Storybrooke.

...Is this this our first real life threatening Storybrooke event?

And to whom it may concern, I'm sorry you all have to go through this again.

You know... when we defeated Ultron there was this sense that, maybe, we wouldn't have to worry about our lives 24/7. When I settled in here I figured that was the end of my post apocalyptic misadventures and maybe everyone was right. The bows and arrows belonged at home or the range. I could wander the streets freely. Have a normal life. Go to that child prison you all call a school. Nothing was going to kill me. Well thanks, Storybrooke. When this is over it's going to be 500 times harder to convince me to go to school unarmed.

At least these zombies are easier to kill than robots. AND they're just zombies. Totally could've been worst. Like reanimated corpses of your deceased loved ones so things are extra personal.

Anyone looking to save the day? I've got eyes on people trapped in some places. Mostly clients of mine and their customers. I'm not leaving my office until they're safe so don't try Sherlock or Oliver.

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I really want to kill these zombies.

Would anyone be opposed to that?

You have to be shitting me.

I knew it was too god damned quiet in this place for it to last, just wasn't exactly expecting to see the Dead up and walking around.

Bottom line is this: I'm makin' supply runs for folks who need 'em. Since we got know way of knowing how long this fun time is gonna last, or if it's gonna go on 'till we put each and every one of of 'em down, be reasonable about what you're askin' for. And don't be stupid. Stay indoors unless you know what you're gettin' into, and how's about we all try really hard to avoid gettin' chewed on, huh?

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