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Yeah, so probably goes without saying. But I can't werewolf anymore either. And I was a crappy human, so if this spell has a like button, I'm not hitting it. I'd rather have been a kid again, at least then I hung out with a Hulk and Scott.

Okay I have had an absolute enough of being kidnapped. I know what they told me, but if some kind of mob is behind this - or some other kind of awful crime thing, I can assure you. You're not going to get a dime out of anyone. And I won't be kidnapped for me to fix up your wounded hitmen.

And I swear to God if Mycroft Holmes is behind this, I will hurt you.

Hate to admit it, but this place is much better than where I'm from.

No one's trying to kill me. Nothing's on fire. No crazed lunatics attempting to take over the city. I could go on, but I've got new things to explore.

Also no more sweating my ass off. Whoever invented this air conditioning thing is a genius.