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This again.

I guess there are worse places to be. Not exactly the best timing, but portals aren't really known for that.

So, I get it. The seafood is good, and the living is clean. And apparently you send grenades for fun (which, whatever, not judging) ... but I have a couple of questions:

A) The wireless signal sucks, so where's the hardware store?
B) Does anybody have some fiber-optic cable? If not, how about a staple gun?
C) So there aren't any baddies to fight? Just people hanging out, going to sock hops and singing "Greased Lighting" ... ? (Don't lie. I heard you.)

( Filtered to Avengers. )

I didn't do it.

I swear.

Wasn't me this time.

Really.

Booker... do you have a few hours can we talk?

There's something you need to know. No, it's more like there is something I need to tell you. Things about what happened, what is happening, and what will happen.