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I want to get waffles. And donuts. And pudding. And play Scrabble.

( Cosima )

I meet with the angel. He heal me when I cut myself. He do it for you too if you want. I get him to show you before he helps you if you want.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY STEVE!
CONGRATULATIONS!
YOU ARE REALLY FUCKING OLD!

Guess this applies to both, but I mostly meant my Steve. I mean, I assume the other Steve is also a hilariously tragic cliche of AMERICA.

Now, in news not related to mocking an American icon and well-respected senior citizen...

We're going to be doing a cook out in the park to celebrate the fourth of July and Steve's birthday. Everyone is welcome. There will be burgers and hot dogs and barbecue and plenty of sides and desserts, but feel free to bring dishes to share. It's going to be pretty relaxed. Just a way for people to get together and have fun. I'm told the town does fireworks, so we'll be hanging around to watch those in the evening too.

Feel free to come join us. It should be a good time.

Weirdest birthday ever. Hands down.

Why are there no knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

Happy Fourth of July, America.


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