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Sherlock is gone.

I am going to eat ice cream and drink.

I think I wound up buried under a pile of work and then personal work. Seriously. This is why I don't leave it in my room, Jaybird! I forget to come out. Or sleep. Or eat much.

( Amy Pond )

Are you still interested in adopting the baby? I know your husband left and I don't blame you if you changed your mind...

I just need to know.

( Mayor Mills )

Hello. My name is Juno...

I am sixteen and pregnant. Christ that sounds like a bad reality television show.

I think I have someone willing to adopt the baby. How would we go about doing that?

Also, if she decides not to...

How would I find adoptive parents for the baby?

( Mayor Mills )

Is forgiveness one of your strong suits?

What is this Netflix and why are there all these movies about people killing each other?

What I mean is why do there have to be scary movies about killing people.

Don't mind me I was given rum by someone claiming to be a pirate.

Open letter to the boy dating my son:

I'm not going to make idle threats about killing you if you hurt him or break his heart. For one thing, I'm pretty sure Frankie can handle that himself. For another, I'm pretty sure threatening teenagers is illegal or something.

I'm just going to point out that I have a lot of arrows that do a lot of different things. And I don't miss. So just take that as some food for thought.