Of all the effing places I could have been teleported to... why Maine?
No offense to the people who actually live here.
Even though I'm honestly aghast to think that anyone would choose to live here.
I suppose it's cute and picturesque in that small town sort of way, if you like that kind of thing.
Where can I get a drink around here? Please tell me there are clubs here. Or at least a bar?
Oh fuck me. How will I live without drink?
No offense to the people who actually live here.
I suppose it's cute and picturesque in that small town sort of way, if you like that kind of thing.
Where can I get a drink around here? Please tell me there are clubs here. Or at least a bar?