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This town could stop sending people back, any time it likes.

( Sookie )

Holy crap.

Dean just asked me to move in with him.

What do I do?

Despite what Beth said, I'm not gone. I just moved into another apartment. I admit, I should have told her first, but I just needed to do it. I couldn't stay in this room or apartment or this floor any longer.

Maggie, you should probably move back in with your sister.

[Filtered to Derek]
I'm sorry about Cora. It sucks that they're gone.

Stiles basically looks like he's imploding.
[/Derek]

[Filtered to Allison]
I guess you heard Scott's gone. But it's okay, because Peter is still hanging around. Because that's better.

I don't like being alone. And now I have no alpha. I miss Scott.
[/Allison]

I think we should start putting trackers on everyone. Just so we know for sure who vanished, and who just is crawling into someone else's bed. Which makes it sound creepy, but I meant for disappearing peace of mind, not to track who is sleeping where.

Everything is rubbish and there is no quidditch and I hate everything except whiskey, and we're having a contentious relationship because it doesn't love me back.

Someone entertain me. Entertain me, or I'm telling knock knock jokes for the next week. No talking, just knock knock jokes.

What do you bloody people DO all day when there's no quidditch to argue over and no one wants to kill you?

Well people probably want to kill me, but only in the vague way, not in the way where they're throwing hexes at my head.

( Phil )

Awkward relationship question time.

Is it a bad thing if I don't want to spend Valentine's day with you?

( Natasha - MCU )

So...next Friday?

I'm getting bored with not having things to shoot.

We should play cards. Not poker though. Cards Against Humanity.

Not to brag, okay...totally to brag, but I'm the SHIELD CAH champion.

All these happy teams going off and doing team stuff or threatening people as a team makes me miss my own band of jerks.

[LeoFitz]
Do you mind if I call you Leo? I did it once and you didn't say anything but I was like maybe I should ask first and... yeah.

Anyway, did you want to get some dinner tonight?

Has anyone seen May Parker? I know it's kind of a silly thing to ask given the nature of this place but...

Thor is gone again, I think.

( Remus Lupin )

Do you...

Do you want to go to the Rabbit Hole with me and have a drink?

And would you mind if Victoire came with us? She's my girlfriend and a Weasley.



( Victoire Weasley )

I asked my dad Remus my dad to the Rabbit Hole for drinks.

Will you come too?

( Glenn Rhee )

I thought you wanted to fix things between us.

I thought...

Gah, nevermind. Just have fun.

I think it's about high time I got a job. Perhaps a position teaching History is in order...

[The Vampire Diaries/The Originals Crew]

What are your plans for Valentine's Day? Normally I would not bother to even celebrate such a foolish holiday, but I'm rather lonely bored now that Hayley Klaus is gone.

[Katherine]

How are you doing? Lame Elijah. Not your smoothest or finest moment.

I do love meeting new people. It makes things interesting.

Glenn, you were very sweet. I'm not much for second times, but you should come by the bar for a drink on me.

Less literally this time.

Beth is gone...

Why is everyone leaving?