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I think I was just like, in a cookie coma or something dudes. It TOTALLY wasn't my fault though. People just kept like, giving bags of cookies to me and stuff, so like what was I supposed to do y'know? I had no choice but to eat them all and hide from that crazy little elf thing. It like, kept surprising me and stuff, being a festively secretive. Elves are terrifying. I mean... IT NEVER BLINKED!!!

But I'm pretty sure I've got like this whole holiday thing down. So check it:

Christmas = totally some Jesus dudes birthday but like, people give presents to each other, which is like seriously not cool and unfair to Jesus. I mean.. it's his birthday. I'd be totally bummed if on my birthday I was the only one NOT getting presents.

New Year's = It's, y'know, a new year and stuff. OH! And at midnight everybody starts kissing strangers. Which honestly guys, is like the best. holiday. ever. created.

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Ever since Sean, I haven't felt balanced, as though a part of me was missing and now knowing how much was taken from me. The guy who went from the... I can't

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Hey, I just wanted to ask about a job at the The Hanged Man. I think what I really need is to work, that's the best way to pretend life is normal right?

Anyways, let me know. I'd say I'd give references, but I guess watch The Originals for that? I could do a trail run if that works for you.

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The holidays are weird without any family around. It's not like Sean can come back from the dead. I've never felt this--