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Has anyone seen my puddin'? Mistah J? Are you here? Miss Ivy?

The plan is simple.

We kill the Batman.

In case anyone was looking for him, I found Waldo.

He was in the park.

Fuck. Jesus fuck.

This can't be happening.

Fuck.

( OOC: Jess dressed as a ghost...and is now temporarily dead. Because Clint would have reacted sooner than now to his girlfriend dying, but we only just decided on this, I'm backdating this post to Friday morning, when he would have found her body. )

[VOICE POST]
The voice is faint but distinctly Jessica's

What happened?

Where am I?

Clint?

Carol?

It's cold. I'm so cold.

I'm scared.

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Is this finally working? I've been trying to use it for at least two days. I assume that it is a means for communication. Fascinating really, almost as nice as my crystal ball which I seemed to have misplaced. Let me know if you come across it. It's an orb, so it would be round. And made of crystal. I'd love to know what magic gives it power. This thing, not my crystal ball. I know how that works, as I was the one that enchanted it.

But since I have this working, could someone be a dear and tell me where I could find a Gorvil? I came here looking for one that I heard was terrorizing the village, but the only thing I've found was a tree that I'm positive was a Treant plotting to destroy us all. I was forced to set it ablaze to end its tyranny before it started. No need to thank me, but I won't turn down a few gold pieces. Adventurers have to pay for meals too.

Don't worry, the fire will die down in a few hours. Whatever you do, don't touch it. It is a very temperamental spell and when you try to put it out, it simply spreads further. I should fix that, but something always comes up before I'm able to. Just let it die on its own and won't spread unless to agitate it. It will be fine, really.

Now, about that Gorvil. I'll settle for something else if there are any other beasts terrorizing the area, but I need to find it eventually. I simply know I can't leave until I've found it and slain it. Those are the rules and we must always follow the rules of adventuring, until we don't. Follow them I mean.

Oh dear, I think I've found another Treant. I had better go deal with this. A wizard's work is never done!

((OOC: Shortly after this post, another lonely gnarled and completely innocent tree was set on fire. No one would be hurt, but that makes two trees currently on fire. Lois is currently an easily distracted adventuring wizard straight out of a slightly off kilter game of Dungeons & Dragons. She's highly fond of learning, saving people, shiny objects, alcohol, and fire.))

Has whatever is doing this ever heard of overkill? At least back home when this happened it was only one night.

[The PDA beeps, and buttons can be heard being pressed. Annabeth squeals, but she doesn't sound quite like herself.]

This is so strange, Pascal! What is this place? I don't think this is on our way to see the lanterns...

[She lets out a gasp.]

Eugene! Where is he? He'll know where we are!

[Annabeth can be heard running around her apartment, calling for Eugene. When she stops, she sounds very nervous.]

I don't understand, Pascal! Where could he be? How are we supposed to go see the lanterns if we don't know where are?

[OOC: Because I've been away from my computer for the past couple of days, which is why this is up now as opposed to Friday. So Annabeth is currently Rapunzel <3]

Sheriff Stilinski is gone...

[Filtered to Stiles Stilinski]

Are you doing okay? Do you need anything?

Doctor?

Rory and my d- River are gone.