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With Isabela gone out of nowhere, which really sucks by the way, Hook has me stepping up to help run the place. Well the bar end of it...not so much the business end. Anyway, I may not be a pirate, but I definitely know my way around a bar.

( Dean )

So, wanna celebrate you having your favorite parts back?

Holy magical portals, Batman!

So...just to be sure I got this right, I'm in Maine and this is a magical town full of fairytale people? Just checking...but I'm not going to wake up to chipmunks dusting am I?

Too much homework, not enough coffee stupid nightma- Send help.

So...I don't suppose any one there is looking for a room mate?

This place just keeps getting better and better..

( Filtered to Jack )

Please tell me you're still here? Everyone else is gone.

Magic. Right. I'm just going to go ahead and call bullshit on this one. It's either the angels screwing with me again or one of their pissed off big brothers.

How'd you Michael to shut up?

The magic explanation makes about as much sense as anything else. As far as alternate worlds go this one ain't half bad. I like the free money part.