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Anyone says anything, I can still rip out your throats.

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This is Derek. I saw your friend Jess as I was going into my apartment. I wanted to tell you before she told you I had some girl in my place.

Also, can I borrow some clothes? Cora is taller than me.
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I've been trying to figure out a way to reverse the whole gender mixup thing that's going around (which I had nothing to do with, just saying), but so far I am having no luck. Sorry guys (and girls), you might be stuck that way for awhile.

Friends

How many of you guys got hit with the whammy, by the way?

And I thought Storybrooke couldn't get any stranger.

I was wrong.

I hate being wrong.

Apparently, half the town woke up in different bodies today. Sooo glad I'm not one of them, but if you need clothes for your new bodies, come down to MODERN FASHIONS. If you're too ashamed/embarrassed/whatever to go out in public, give me your name and approximate size and I'll see what I can do about bringing you something to wear. And I'll try not to laugh too hard

Filter: Josh

You still you, Joshy?

Isabela, Hawke, if you are not otherwise occupied I would like some. . . assistance. Nothing fits and I am not wearing anything of Isabela's. Or leaving the room wrapped in a sheet.

This is uncomfortable.

OH MY GOD.

SERIOUSLY.

OH MY GOD.

PEPPER!! COME QUICK!!

I HAVE BOOBS! THIS IS AMAZING!

AND THEY BOUNCE! C'MERE PEPPER! I NEED YOU TO TELL ME IF THEY'RE AS FIRM AND PERKY AS I THINK THEY ARE!!!