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Okay, sucked in through a portal. Not anything entirely new. Still got my sonic but no TARDIS, that's a bit worrisome. Never mind it, I suppose, not the first time I've lost her.

Hello I'm the Doctor. Has anyone seen a random blue police box lying about?

Hey Nate, know how you said we were video game characters here and that they compared you to some Lara Croft? Well I was doing some research and found this. Not sure I agree with the outcome, but it is rather amusing.

[Hermione Granger]
Hi! You don't know me, but I'm a HUGE fan of yours.

[Merrill]
So it would seem that we're roommates. Not the worst thing that's happened, I got to say. You're a lot hotter in the flesh than a video game.

So. I know I kind of failed to hold up to this the last time I said it, but, anyone feel like meeting up at the beachbecause I was thinking about going for a run to try and get tired.?

I'm not watching TV anymore. Fuck.

Just curious, does anyone know how I go about getting a different room?

BEACON HILLS PEOPLE
I am not going to live with my uncle.

So what kind of career options are available to an immortal Hunter/archer here? I'm really good at shooting or stabbing monsters until they don't move anymore. Also, I read and write Ancient Greek.

Could someone please explain to me -- in more detail -- how this happened and how I can get back to my family?

Well, this isn't the weirdest thing that has happened to me, but it's close to being there.

Piper? Paige? I don't suppose that the two of you are here, too?

Now I was told my daughter Jo is here. It'd be nice if someone would point me in her direction right damn now.

[Filtered to Rebekah]

Hey, can you help me with something?


ETA: [Filtered to Matt]

Hey, Rebekah's going to teach me how to be a vampire and stuff so I don't get killed.

This is certainly an interesting turn of events.

I've learned a lot in the small amount of time that I've been here. First of all, Storybrooke doesn't seem too bad. For such a small town there are a lot of residents here, assuming a good portion of them are like me? Meaning that they are not originally from this town.

I have to say this device is quite handy. So I'm going to use this opportunity to find more family. So if you're a Weasley or a Potter or connected in anyway, let me know! I have a very large family and since timelines don't seem to matter here, who knows how many of you are out there.

Hermione Granger & Ron Weasley

I now my arrival came to you two as a shock, and I'll give you two some time to process the news but at some point I'd like to see both of you.

Lily Luna

Have I mentioned that it's bollocks that my own parents don't know me? Guess it's the same for you since Uncle Harry is the same age as Mum and Dad. I'm really glad you're here, I think all this would drive me mad if I didn't have someone here that knows me.

Tomorrow will be what you all refer to as a Friday, which means you'll be let out of work in preparation for a relaxing weekend.

Conveniently enough, tomorrow night is also the grand opening of the new tavern, The Hanged Man. Call it destiny, convenience, or excellent planning, it doesn't matter. Come and join us for a night of debauchery frivolity and good company!

Also, you shall all have the utmost pleasure of hearing the bard, Leliana, entertain. It's certainly not something to be missed.

[Jo Harvelle, Captain Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth Swann, & Jessica Hamby]

Please come an hour or so before opening so we can have a small chat about how the evening go.

[Hook]

I had a thought today.

You and me.

The bar counter.

I don't feel like it needs further elaboration.

[Jefferson]

I know you were rather helpful with helping this project of Hook's and mine come together. If there's anything I can do to return the favor, you let me know.

Today is my birthday.

I don't know that I'll be throwing any kind of grand celebration, but some pie at Granny's wouldn't go amiss.

Filtered against David Nolan

I need gift ideas for Grandpa.

My name is Mulan and I have just arrived here. I've heard a lot about Storybrooke so it's nice to finally see it in person. At least I think it is. I'm not too sure about that right now.

[Filtered to Elizabeth]

I miss you, my dear. Where have you been hiding?

| FILTERED TO SAM, JO, ELLEN AND CHARLIE |

Beginning to think that it might be best if we limit the amount of talking we do about hunting in this place.  There seems to be a uncomfortably large amount of things that we should be hunting here and they've got friends. I mean, unless anyone has a suggestion, I think we oughta keep quiet for now. We still don't know where we are.

I do think we should be keeping track of them though. Just in case.

Also, Jo and Ellen, this is Charlie Bradbury. She's a friend.

I have to say, it's good to be back.

Wasn't sure I'd ever make it back, to be honest

Think I could get set up with one of those apartments, Em? I'm not sure staying at Granny's again is the best option. It was fine when I was planning on heading back to Manhattan, but even if I could leave, I think it's time to put down some roots.

( Emma )

Maybe you could join me there. You and Henry both.