George Mason (afterthendtimes) wrote in madisonvalley, @ 2013-07-30 23:42:00 |
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My name is Georgia Mason.
Like many of the rest of you, I'm a new arrival.
There is something you should know about me. The most important is that I have what's called a reservoir condition of a virus called Kellis-Amberlee. Kellis-Amberlee is a virus created by the mutation and combination of two manmade viruses, and upon death or in certain other cases, it results in amplification - or in terms easily communicated to all of you - zombification. A reservoir condition is a contained, dormant infection of the virus limited to one body part.
This means two things for you: Firstly, my reservoir condition is retinal and I'm photosensitive, so if you mess with my sunglasses, I will hurt you.
Secondly, it means that if I ever tell you to put a bullet in my head, you do it. I don't care how squeamish you are, I don't care what your morals have to say about it. If you want to avoid being a tasty snack (and trust me, unless you're insane, you do), you pull the trigger.
It's a pleasure to meet you all.I need to get to the hardware store. The lights are killing me.
How did people live like this? At least they didn't take my recorder or my contacts. Of which I have one pair. Shit.