I have met my new idol. I stopped for a caffeine boost on my way to Fight Night tonight, and this small group of ladies ended up behind me. The one was talking about how she had just moved out of her ex girlfriend's apartment because the ex had cheated on her, and she was telling her friends what she did for revenge.
First, she took the labels off of all the cans in the pantry and then mixed the cans up. Then she took all the shoelaces from all her shoes and boots. And finally, took all her spoons.
I paid for her drink.