Madison Valley Role Play

Who has two thumbs and totally missed the festival last weekend?

This girl.

That's what happens when you have to be responsible and do things like inventory.

Gross. I did not miss doing that.

In other news, the string on my bow snapped and how do I not have a replacement?

Peter, I'd blame you, but let's face it: I blame Clint.

So it's been a while since we've had one of these and I'm bored. So, gossip time it is. I mean we had a whole lot of people playing marry, shag, cliff so what better time am I right?

Also, new folks, just read it and you'll figure it out.

Vex, buddy, do we want to know why you think this sign is needed so much?

So how do we judge what level the love of all things cheesy is? I mean don't you think the love level might be different depending on if it's Gorgonzola versus Cheddar or Edam?

Damn straight Johanna, don't you dare cliff Mercy. We'd all have a brownie eater uprising against you.

And ew gross don't talk about Mr. Argent having sex.

OH MY GOD YOU KILLED KENNY but that's okay he got better and he's still up for it.

I mean it's pretty brave to cliff Batman.

So I have to ask. Seriously? I mean the guy looks like he rolled out of a gutter half the time, what's with the Constantine votes? I mean seriously, let me know because if good grooming was a bad idea I have been LIED to by years of high school health classes.

They have a point. I'd shag Steve. I mean if I had permission and I thought that Captain America knew who the hell I was. I mean you can bounce a quarter off his...everything.

Uh hey wait who says I'm into marriage? Thanks Kate.

Things I never thought I would have to think about. which heroes would be bottoms.

Yeah, thank you, he's otherwise committed. Unless he's feeling into red heads and gets permission first.

Sarah, you need to learn to share your pretty people. I mean it's only polite to let the other pretty people out to play.

I bet it wouldn't be a boring life to be married to Faith but I sort of feel like that would be a bad option for a vampire to pick.

At least this time there wasn't any cliffing of Batman But I have to wonder at cliffing someone as foreplay.

You know how sometimes you ask a question and you don't really want to know the answer? I sort of feel like asking Death is probably that kind of thing. I mean what's the moral and ethical point of view on a cosmic force of nature?

Is this sarcasm Mr. Snart? It sort of feels like sarcasm.

Well hello Jesse.

This is a PSA be on the look out for Weed and Nacho. They are needed at home.

I am hoping that there was a lot of dancing and drinking for Rose's birthday. Too bad the Doctor isn't here, then they could do the birthday over a few times and get the most out of it.

[Text: Kate B | Clint B]

>> So. Got any plans tomorrow?

[Clint Barton]
Thanks for the chocotini. Those were perfect.

Man, having a toddler is exhausting. Especially when your top two babysitters decide to go and have kids of their own.

Anyway, Steph actually crashed out early tonight, I'm bored, and it's been way too long since we had some fun. So here's your shag/marry/cliff post.

If you've never done this before, here's how it works: you comment that you want to play and people will give you a list of three names. You have to say which of the three you would shag, which you would marry, and which you would push off a cliff.

[Public]

Is there such a thing as a chocolate hangover? I feel like I have a chocolate hangover.

WHO Clint Barton & Kenny McCormick
WHAT bar brawl
WHEN Friday night
WHERE Some random townie bar
WARNINGS TBD but probably language & fighting
STATUS Closed | MATCHUP | Incomplete

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Sometimes you just need that fifth JD to have down help drown the memories.

[Text: Clint Barton | Rowan Fricks]

>> Hey, is there something you forgot to tell me?

Okay. So.

After a lot of work and paint and scrubbing and construction and building and heavy lifting and decisions (there was A LOT okay?), I can share what Kate Bishop's ultra-secret project of amazingness has been.

I'm sure you might have noticed A Stitch In Time has been closed and dark and missing, right? (If you haven't, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? Just kidding. But, seriously, it's been all covered and secretive!)

It will officially be re-opening on April 15 under new management (ME!) and new branding.

You are ALL invited to hang out at the GRAND (RE)OPENING of STATURE. Clothing, accessories, shoes, and even some art by refugee-based designers.

I'm really damn proud of this and excited about it, too. I loved working at the casino and I love giving yoga lessons, but this means a lot to me.

Cassie Lang was my best friend and one of the most caring and brave women I've ever known. She was the epitome of the term 'hero' and was the finest representation of what the Young Avengers stood for. Our first uniforms were designed and created by me and Cassie was ecstatic. She urged us all to always be the best we could be. I probably haven't always done that, but I try! I couldn't not name it after her considering what it will stand for and provide to the town.

SO, yeah.

April 15. 8:00 PM. STATURE. Be there or...don't? Your choice? BUT BE THERE, OKAY?

Who: Legolas and Clint Barton.
What: Bonding over archery.
Where: The Training Terrain.
When: Wednesday, April 3.
Warnings: Likely low.
Status: Started in gdocs, continued in comments.

( ... )

I have to say that Green definitely was my color yesterday. I am not going to toot my own horn but I looked fantastic out and about. I hope you guys had fun as well and didn't get pinched or had bad luck.

[Clint | Natasha]

>> She has a murder board
>> [attached is a pic of Rowan's investigation board]
>> Help

Who: Kate Bishop and Clint Barton
When: Monday [Backdated!]
Where: Brooklyn 1936 Portal
What: Troublemakers.
Warnings: Who knows?
Status: Closed/In-progress

( Clint! )

Who: Kate Bishop and Clint Barton
When: Saturday Morning
Where: Stoney Lonesome Outfitters (Range)
What: Target Practice
Warnings: Language, tricky topics, etc.
Status: Closed/In-Progress

( You haven't ended up in the hospital yet, so that's a plus. )

Who: Everyone
What: Open Mic/Karaoke Night
Where: Verdant
When: Friday night starting at 8pm
Warnings: let me know if I need to update/lock
Status: Party Post

( ~+~+~+~ )

I was digging through the "fun" holidays for March when my brain decided it was time to step back and think too hard.

Or maybe not enough.

It's kind of crazy where your mind goes, though, at these weird hours of the night or morning.

I was thinking back to when we, the Young Avengers, started settling into our new space. The only good thing Dad ever left me was the old publishing factory. Even then, we just kind of took it over for our own.

I also thought back to when I first met Eli, Billy, and Teddy. Trying to be heroes when my sister's wedding was being robbed. I saved their sorry asses then and I'd probably still be doing it now.

Also, television is crap past 2 AM. Not even the infomercials are entertaining.

[Clint]
I need some range time. You in?

Impromptu open mic/karaoke night at Verdant tomorrow starting at 8pm.

One free drink for anyone who sings/performs.

Who: Steve Rogers and Clint Barton
What: Bumping into not really an old friend
When: Sunday
Where: Walmart
Warnings: TBD
Status: Closed/On-going

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Strange weather aside, still ain't dealt with this much snow and cold weather since having to spend time in Nepal. Don't know how Ana and Jack did it, to be honest.

Wasn't the best conditions, but I'll gladly take the deserts in New Mexico and the rest of the west any day.

An abundance of chocolates and a variety of ways to wield weapons?

I'm pretty sure I hit the Valentine's Day jackpot.


[Bucky]
When are we going to get this knife?

[Clint]
Ask Steve.

[After this]

[Kate Bishop]

Are you the one who knows a Clint Barton? Or is there another Kate and I made a mistake?

[Clint Barton]

If you haven't had a stroke or anything, I thought I'd let you know I'm grabbing myself a coffee while waiting for the clothing store to open up. Do you want me to bring you anything? A bag to take deep breaths in maybe?

Who: Rowan Fricks and Clint Barton
What: Clint's meeting the ward he's ended up with.
Where: Their apartment.
When: Very early morning on Tuesday.
Warnings: Not likely but will change if needed.
Status: Closed, In Progress

( Read more... )

WHO Clint Barton & Agent Washington
WHAT Wash meets a walking disaster
WHEN Feb 5 [backdated]
WHERE Out and about
WARNINGS TBD, probably not much though
STATUS MATCHUP | Closed | Incomplete

( ~+~+~+~+~ )

Who: Natasha and Clint
What: Checking in with the AU bestie
Where: Clint's place
When: Sunday, 3rd Feb
Warnings: None, Low will update if needed
Status: Closed, In Progress

( ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ )

[Public]

It is amazing what coffee and sleep can do. I could get used to this.

Who: Kate Bishop and Clint Barton
When: Wednesday
Where: In town
What: Dumpster Diving
Warnings: Language? Bad choices? Name-calling.
Status: Closed/In-Progress

( Hello? )