Madison Valley Role Play

I'm sure some of you have noticed by now that Starbucks didn't open this morning.

After the "events" of yesterday, and the fact that we employees were there until 3AM cleaning and fixing the mess that all you morons made, Starbucks is closed until 9AM Monday morning.

That's right, people. We held a meeting with the manager, and we're ALL taking the weekend off. Get your fix somewhere else the next two days.

Also, in the event of any sort of fight or disturbance, management will now OFFICIALLY be looking the other way when Clove stabs the perpetrators. And before you all get your bonnets in a twist about it, MOLLY brought it up. You know, that sweet, quiet, barista that hides in the walk-in to cry whenever a customer yells at her? Yes, she's the one that brought it up.

So, after this weekend, if you don't want to add 'Stabbed by a Starbucks Barista' to your Madison Valley bingo card, BEHAVE.

Who put creole spices on a turkey and made it work? I did!
Who didn't go out yesterday because I might have accidentally killed someone because they yelled at me over a bottle of water? Me!
Who is looking for strong arms and backs to help me move furniture in the beginning of December? ME! But I'll pay and feed you.

Pretty sure I'm going to be single by the end of the playoffs and bowl games.

I didn't realize just how badly the holiday season was going to make me miss family this year.

I tell you, not a fan.

Who: Caroline, Lizzie, and Stan
When: Backdated to Thursday
What: Thanksgiving
Where: Their place
Rating: PG-13
Status: Closed; G-Doc

( Thanksgiving Celebration. )

Been a couple weeks and I haven't managed to get my ward killed yet. This is impressive.

Have lost him in the TARDIS a couple times, though. Whoops.

Been here eight years as of... two days ago.

Time flies when you're having a normal life.